Hilda Berg: *running* no no no no no no no no no no

Cagney: Hey, Hilda.

Hilda: *punches Cagneys stem*

Cagney: AUGH!!

Hilda: heh.

Cagney: WHAT THE PHAUCK!!!!

Hilda: you are one of my very best friends and I cannot stand by and let you throw away your life like this. Ur too young. UR TOO BEAUTIFUL.

Cagney: *in pain* wtf are you talking about?

Hilda: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Cagney: .........I'm not pregnant!

Hilda: Well, not after that punch your not, I've been taking mortie classes. (Yes I know that's not how you spell mortie. Stfu.)

Cagney: I was never pregnant, Hilda.

Hilda: ._. Uhhhh....are u sure?

Cagney: YES IM FUCKING SURE!!!!!

Rumor: *comes in* I'm sorry, but what the fuck is everybody yelling over her.

Hilda: Well, I found this positive pregnancy test and I-

Rumor: *punches Cagneys stem*

Stem: *rip*

Cagney: OOHHH WTF!!!!!

(I know the original one, I just like this dhmis one.)