Dont hug me im cuphead 2

(Silence at a House.)

Psy: cmon guys, stop mucking around. We only have five minutes until our shows on.

Moe: that's not enough TIME.

(King Dice appears)

Dice: there's always time for a song.

Psy: *quietly* what? Who's that?

*music starts*

Dice: *singing* time is a tool you can put on a wall, or where it on your wrist. The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist.

Moe: oh.

Weepy: what's the time?

Dice: it's quarter to nine, time to have a bath.

(All teleport to bath.)

Moe: what do you mean? We're already clean.

Dice: scrub scrub scrub till the water's ...

Cala: *looks at dice intensely*

Dice: BROWN. Time is a ruler to measure the day, it doesn't go backwards, only one way. What should go round like a merry go round, what should be fast like a merry go round.

Dice: * 10/10 opera* lets go on a journey, a journey throughout TIME. The TIME that's changing all the TIME. ITS TIME TO GO TO TIME.

Bendy: farther why.

Psy: But we don't really want to, we're going to miss our show.

Dice: don't be STUPID, friends. Cmon it's time to go.

(Teleports in a older looking casino.)

Dice: time is old, like Victorian times.

Pirrouletta: with cobbles and playing, and speaking in rhyme.

Hopus pocus: with cobbles and chimneys a simpler time.

Mangosteen: cobbles ???????? Slime.

Weepy: the tree that is old, has circles inside.

Dice: the tree that is older, will shrivel and die.

Moe: the flower that's yellow, is nice to its core!

Cagney: and then I rot over time, and I'm not anymore. *flippen dies*

(All outside.)

Dice: time can be told by the moon and the sun, but time flies fast, when you're having fun.

Moe: *stacking cards*

Dice: *breaks a nice card castle* THERES A TIME AND A PLACE FOR MUCKING AROUND!!

Moe: like birthdays,

Psy: and camping.

Weepy: I'm friends the devil.

Devil: *breaths heavily*

Dice: time went new, got old like history. Stuff from the past, turned into a mystery.

Weepy: dr. Kahl died.

Me: *screeching from distance*

Dice: but look a computer!

Kyle: hi :3

Dice: everything's cool, ITS THE FUTURE!!

(In the future.)

Dice: time is now, the future a new. And look at all the wonderful things u can do. With gadgets, and gizmos, and email addresses.

Weepy: the devil is a computer.

Devil: *masturbating like a boss*

Dice: LOOK AT THE TIME!!!

Moe: it's quarter till eight, Cala Maria's on my plate.

Weepy: it's twenty past eight, there's Cala Maria in my tray.

Moe: it's eleven to twelve, Cala Maria's in the bath.

Psy: it's nine thirty, Cala Maria's everywhere. She's everywhere.

(All home again.)

Dice: now you can see the importance of time. It helps us make...

Dice: *in everyone's face* PiZzEr,

Dice: it keep things in line.

Moe: But how does it stop?

Weepy: and when will it stop?

Dice: time is important and I am a dice.

Psy: if we run out of time, then where does it go?

Weepy: is time even real, does anyone know?

Moe: maybe time is just a concept of human perception, an illusion created by-

Dice: *earrape version of theme song*

Weepy: *ears bleed*

Dice: sunrise, sunset, night and day, the changing seasons, the smell of hay. Look at your hair grow, isn't it strange? How time makes YoUr ApPeArEnCe ChAnGe.

Root pack: *welts*

Weepy: *moans* make it stop!!!

Dice: it's out of my hands, I'm only a dice. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine, but eventually everyone RuNs OuT oF tImE.

(Everyone was one a tv.)

Psy: *turns off the tv*

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