Dont hug me im cuphead 2
(Silence at a House.)
Psy: cmon guys, stop mucking around. We only have five minutes until our shows on.
Moe: that's not enough TIME.
(King Dice appears)
Dice: there's always time for a song.
Psy: *quietly* what? Who's that?
*music starts*
Dice: *singing* time is a tool you can put on a wall, or where it on your wrist. The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist.
Moe: oh.
Weepy: what's the time?
Dice: it's quarter to nine, time to have a bath.
(All teleport to bath.)
Moe: what do you mean? We're already clean.
Dice: scrub scrub scrub till the water's ...
Cala: *looks at dice intensely*
Dice: BROWN. Time is a ruler to measure the day, it doesn't go backwards, only one way. What should go round like a merry go round, what should be fast like a merry go round.
Dice: * 10/10 opera* lets go on a journey, a journey throughout TIME. The TIME that's changing all the TIME. ITS TIME TO GO TO TIME.
Bendy: farther why.
Psy: But we don't really want to, we're going to miss our show.
Dice: don't be STUPID, friends. Cmon it's time to go.
(Teleports in a older looking casino.)
Dice: time is old, like Victorian times.
Pirrouletta: with cobbles and playing, and speaking in rhyme.
Hopus pocus: with cobbles and chimneys a simpler time.
Mangosteen: cobbles ???????? Slime.
Weepy: the tree that is old, has circles inside.
Dice: the tree that is older, will shrivel and die.
Moe: the flower that's yellow, is nice to its core!
Cagney: and then I rot over time, and I'm not anymore. *flippen dies*
(All outside.)
Dice: time can be told by the moon and the sun, but time flies fast, when you're having fun.
Moe: *stacking cards*
Dice: *breaks a nice card castle* THERES A TIME AND A PLACE FOR MUCKING AROUND!!
Moe: like birthdays,
Psy: and camping.
Weepy: I'm friends the devil.
Devil: *breaths heavily*
Dice: time went new, got old like history. Stuff from the past, turned into a mystery.
Weepy: dr. Kahl died.
Me: *screeching from distance*
Dice: but look a computer!
Kyle: hi :3
Dice: everything's cool, ITS THE FUTURE!!
(In the future.)
Dice: time is now, the future a new. And look at all the wonderful things u can do. With gadgets, and gizmos, and email addresses.
Weepy: the devil is a computer.
Devil: *masturbating like a boss*
Dice: LOOK AT THE TIME!!!
Moe: it's quarter till eight, Cala Maria's on my plate.
Weepy: it's twenty past eight, there's Cala Maria in my tray.
Moe: it's eleven to twelve, Cala Maria's in the bath.
Psy: it's nine thirty, Cala Maria's everywhere. She's everywhere.
(All home again.)
Dice: now you can see the importance of time. It helps us make...
Dice: *in everyone's face* PiZzEr,
Dice: it keep things in line.
Moe: But how does it stop?
Weepy: and when will it stop?
Dice: time is important and I am a dice.
Psy: if we run out of time, then where does it go?
Weepy: is time even real, does anyone know?
Moe: maybe time is just a concept of human perception, an illusion created by-
Dice: *earrape version of theme song*
Weepy: *ears bleed*
Dice: sunrise, sunset, night and day, the changing seasons, the smell of hay. Look at your hair grow, isn't it strange? How time makes YoUr ApPeArEnCe ChAnGe.
Root pack: *welts*
Weepy: *moans* make it stop!!!
Dice: it's out of my hands, I'm only a dice. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine, but eventually everyone RuNs OuT oF tImE.
(Everyone was one a tv.)
Psy: *turns off the tv*
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