Teri was laying on her bed texting her friend Alex about a picture of Miles Kane and Alex Turner.

T: Mike's thighs k i l l me tho

Teri sent the text but quickly realized her mistake and tried to correct it.

T: Miles

Alex however took the opportunity to tease Teri on her mistake.

A: MIKES LMAO
T: Oops thanks phone
A: M I K E S
A: IM CRYING

Before Teri could reply someone knocked on her door. She stood up and opened the door to be met with Miles Kane and Alex Turner.

" Who is this Mike guy and why are his thighs better than mine? " Miles question ruined as he tapped his foot impatiently.

Teri was at a loss for words.

" Also I brought Al with me. Can you please feed his so he'll shut up? "

Al looked up at Teri with puppy dog eyes, " fOoD? "

He collapsed onto Teri's bed and kept moaning about wanting food while Miles sat on the couch and obviously stared at Al's bum.

Suddenly out of nowhere, Teri's friend Alex came into her house.

" Teri! I brought you your Adam...Hann...pictures... " Alex stared at the scene before her, " WHY ARE MILES KANE AND ALEX TURNER IN YOUR HOUSE AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED TO THE ORGY!? "

- End Scene -