John Pov
      Laf kicked the door open and Angie sneered and said, "You could of opened the door like a normal fucking human being, you realize that right?"

"Angie?"
"Yeah?"
"Fuck off."
"Okay French Fry."
"BITCH."

I snickered and sat down on the floor next to Alex, who was sleeping on the couch.

I stroked his hair and whispered, "Wake up baby girl. We're back." He started to stir.

"You call him baby girl? I'm almost certain he has a dick. Like 99% sure." Martha said leaning on her doorway.

"Can you like, not?" I asked.

She shrugged and muttered, "Just saying."

"Hey Jacki." Alex whispered.

"Hey Lex." He smiled.

"God I'll love you till the end of time." He muttered.

"Even after we die?" I asked.

"Yeah." He said with a goofy crooked smile.

THIS MAN.
THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.
HES THE ONE IM GAY FOR.

I really needed to get that out.
(Oh, we know Johnny boi.)
Wait..we?!?
(...no comment.)
Da fuck??
ANYWAY-

"Laf has the stuff for your chest." I told him. He nodded.

"Alrighty. Zo, I couldn't find a brace or anything, zo but I did find zome bandagez and that will do fine." Laf said from behind me.

"Do you need help or can you do it yourself?" Herc asked.

"I can do it mys-" He glanced at me and smirked.
"I need help with it."

"I'll gladly accept as your helper."

"So fuckin' gay." Charles muttered from behind Washington.

I stood up and exclaimed, "You wanna fucking go?!"

"N-no. Please no." Charles replied, his voice shaky.

"That's what I fucking thought."

(Be more chill.)
W-was That a fucking reference?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
God damned bastard.
(Rude.)

I got up and helped Alex to my room. Author I swear to fucking go- (KINKY!!) Damn it.

He took off his shirt and sat on my bed. I almost forgot I had to help him with bandages. I've fallen for this boy and I cannot get up.

"...John? Help? Please?" He asked with a sly smirk.

God he's handsome and he fucking knows it.
He knows.

"Y-Yeah. Right." I stuttered.

He laughed softly. I wrapped his bandages around him and I'm not proud to say it but the whole time I was praying I wouldn't get a boner.
There.
I said it.

Alex burst out laughing and grabbed his side, with his shoulder shaking. My face turned red.

"D-did I say that out loud?"

"YES! Y-YOU DID!" He shouted wiping his tears.

I covered my face with my hand and physically cringed. He put his hand on my shoulder and pulled me in for a kiss.

After a moment we pulled away and I whispered,
"You're fucking impossible Hamilton."
"Oh trust me, I know."