Me: hey guys since I'm back their something i want to share with

Endou: what are u gonna share?

Me: well me and lil bro are watching inazuma eleven go while watching them there something weird about my lil bro... i don't know what's that called but just listen

Flashback

Me and naj(lil bro) are watching inazuma eleven go, the episode that we are watching that tenma trying to defeat taiyou and then naj saw them that their getting closer and then he said

Naj: ate boo (ate=sister/sis)*kiss hand(u know the kiss hand that u tease people)* kiss kiss kiss kiss

Me: eh?

Naj: *still* kiss kiss kiss

Me: *saw tenma and taiyou are getting closer* ... NAJ! WHAT ARE U THINKING!?

Naj: eh kiss their kissing

Me: WHAT THE FUDGE!?*shake his head*

Naj: ahahahahahahaha

Me: WHY U SHIP TENMA AND TAIYOU NAJ!?

Naj: i don't know

Me: WHY NAJ WHY!!!*still shaking him*

End of flashback

Me: and that's what happened

Gouenji: ur brother have a weird mind

Me: tru dat

Kirino: have you ever told him to ship tsurugixtenma?

Me: i already try that

Flashback

Me: naj why don't you pair tsurugi- i mean victor and arion (my brother don't know their anime names so i use dub names)

Naj: ....no....i idolize him...

Endouf flashback

Endou: HEY WHY ENDOUF FLADHBACK!?

Me: no idea

Kirino: so that's why

Me: yup he idolize tsurugi tho