*El Dorado building shakes*

Tenma: W-what the...?!

Edna: We're under attack?! Sugoi!

Kariya: HOW IS THIS AWESOME?!

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*with El Dorado team 3*

Tenma: Man, i wonder how Fei's doing. Living seperately like this stinks.

Addie: If he dies, can i plan the funeral?

Runsia: Knock yourself out Addie.

Tenma: HE'S NOT GOING TO DIE!

Addie: ...I'm just gonna prepare incase anyone does.

Team: *facepalm*

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*with El Dorado team 2*

Beta: Just because you're captain, doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.

Shindou: What?!

Aoba: Suck it up mufuka.

Gamma: Someone have guts.

Aoba: *knocks him out*

Alpha: ...

Aoba: Yeah, the power of a baseball bat mufuka!

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*with El Dorado team 1*

Tsurugi: Why did Kidou-kantoku choose me to be captain?

Edna: Dude, quit doubting yourself. You'll do fine... hopefully.

Tsurugi: *sarcasm* Helpful...

Edna: XD

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Tsurugi: *trying to shoot* *shot got blocked* Darn!

Aoyama: *has the ball*

Tsurugi: Aoyama! Pass it!

Aoyama: *surprised* *passed the ball*

Edna: He's getting agressive.

Wandaba: Who wouldn't be?

Midori: He knows if he scores a goal, it'll encourage the team...

Edna: But at this rate, he'll do nothing but hurt himself... They're gonna start targetting him.

Tsurugi: Not helping.

Edna: Can't change the script.

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*the opposing team is beating Tsurugi up*

Tsurugi: *laying on the ground*

Edna: ...bitches.

Kinako: Are you alright?

Fei: We need to change players.

Edna: He's the key player of the team. And besides, we don't have subtitutes.

Fei: ...

Edna: I'd play if i knew how.

Midori: Didn't you manage to stop Tsurugi's shot in the first episode parodies?

Edna: I don't want to break the Fourth Wall.

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I nearly freaked when i saw the SSC beating Tsurugi up. I really just want to punch them in the face.