I thought of these myself bear with me

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*at a party*

Yang: Ok, Yin will now sing for y-

Yin: AS IF! YOU KNOW I-

Yang: YOU'RE LAZY! 

Yin: BRUH-

*a few moments of arguing later*

Yang: As I already said, Yin is gonna sing never gonna give you up.

Yin: *siiiiiiiiiiiigh* Fine... *starts singing* 

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Yin: *in his mental bedroom, writing in his diary* Dear diary, Yang is so annoying-

Yang: *bursts in* GET NAE-NAE'D MWHAHAHA!

Yin: Yang, this already is the TWELFTH TIME TODAY-

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*in class, having a test*

Yin: Yang, did we study?

Yang: 'Course we did, stupid!

Yin:

Yang:

Yang: Nope, we didn't study...

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Yang: Your stupid!

Yin: What about my stupid?

Yang: ...

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Yin-Yang: *drinking DrFizz intensifies*

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Yang: Guess what I saw last night...

Yin: I don't like where this is going...

Yang: Well, when you were asleep, and I was awake, so I had full control of our body, I was walking around the hotel and then I saw... *disgusted noise* Fan and Test Tube kissing! 

Yin: ...ok?

Yang: It was D I S G U S T A N G!

Yin: Why?

Yang: CUZ LOVE IS FOR LOSERS!

Yin: *rolls his eyes* Of course...

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Yeah, I know, it's short... I just ran out of ideas lmao-