Some incorrect quotes I've collected from shows n shit

*Everyone is locked in a room and there is only a little bit of food left*

Paintbrush: Okay guys, what are we gonna do about the food?

Silver Spoon: Hmmm... fight?

Everyone: *mumbling and agreeing*

Everyone: *starts fighting*

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Lightbulb: I have a devil and an angel on my shoulder. When I want to do something bad, the devil says: "Do it!"

Lightbulb And the angel says: "Yes, do it! It's fun!"

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Paintbrush: L is for the way you look at me.

Fan: O is for the only one I see.

Test Tube: V is very very extraordinary.

Lightbulb: Egg.

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Marshmallow: Why are you putting your pants off?!

Apple: You said "get comfortable".

Marshmallow: NOT THAT COMFORTABLE-

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Toilet: Who's up for a game of lawn darts?

MePhone4: I prefer to play hide and seek because I don't want to see you.

Toilet: ...Ouch.

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Toilet, running around the house: Mistah Phone and Mistah MePad! Mistah Phone and Mistah MePad! Mistah Phone and Mistah MePa- *slams into a window*

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Suitcase: Nickel, you're beginning to seriously upset people.

Nickel: You'll thank me when we're playing racquetball with the president.

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Lightbulb: You know how you always wanted an ostrich?

Paintbrush: Uh, no?

Lightbulb: *tries to keep the door closed as insane noises come out of the kitchen*

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Nickel: You think that we should go that way?

Balloon: Yep.

Nickel: Well then I'm going this way.

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Pepper, to Salt: I miss you! Paper misses you! And even OJ misses you!

OJ, in the hotel: *dancing around because Salt is gone*

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Trophy: I love karate!

Soap: I love carrot cake!

Cheesy: I love money!

Nickel: I hate all of you.

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Lightbulb: *cracks their knuckles* Man am I crunchy today.

Fan: I wish you wouldn't say those things.

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Paintbrush: I say we engage in some more ice breaking. Let's go around the room and have everyone say a little something about themse-

Fan: I'm Fan and I've been impaled with a javelin!

Lightbulb: I'm Lightbulb and I'm a lightbulb!

Paintbrush, sarcastically: Wonderful, this is already going so well.

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