Some incorrect quotes I've collected from shows n shit
*Everyone is locked in a room and there is only a little bit of food left*
Paintbrush: Okay guys, what are we gonna do about the food?
Silver Spoon: Hmmm... fight?
Everyone: *mumbling and agreeing*
Everyone: *starts fighting*
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Lightbulb: I have a devil and an angel on my shoulder. When I want to do something bad, the devil says: "Do it!"
Lightbulb And the angel says: "Yes, do it! It's fun!"
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Paintbrush: L is for the way you look at me.
Fan: O is for the only one I see.
Test Tube: V is very very extraordinary.
Lightbulb: Egg.
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Marshmallow: Why are you putting your pants off?!
Apple: You said "get comfortable".
Marshmallow: NOT THAT COMFORTABLE-
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Toilet: Who's up for a game of lawn darts?
MePhone4: I prefer to play hide and seek because I don't want to see you.
Toilet: ...Ouch.
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Toilet, running around the house: Mistah Phone and Mistah MePad! Mistah Phone and Mistah MePad! Mistah Phone and Mistah MePa- *slams into a window*
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Suitcase: Nickel, you're beginning to seriously upset people.
Nickel: You'll thank me when we're playing racquetball with the president.
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Lightbulb: You know how you always wanted an ostrich?
Paintbrush: Uh, no?
Lightbulb: *tries to keep the door closed as insane noises come out of the kitchen*
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Nickel: You think that we should go that way?
Balloon: Yep.
Nickel: Well then I'm going this way.
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Pepper, to Salt: I miss you! Paper misses you! And even OJ misses you!
OJ, in the hotel: *dancing around because Salt is gone*
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Trophy: I love karate!
Soap: I love carrot cake!
Cheesy: I love money!
Nickel: I hate all of you.
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Lightbulb: *cracks their knuckles* Man am I crunchy today.
Fan: I wish you wouldn't say those things.
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Paintbrush: I say we engage in some more ice breaking. Let's go around the room and have everyone say a little something about themse-
Fan: I'm Fan and I've been impaled with a javelin!
Lightbulb: I'm Lightbulb and I'm a lightbulb!
Paintbrush, sarcastically: Wonderful, this is already going so well.
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