Bow: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me

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Fan: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars

Paintbrush: If anyone, and I mean ANYONE would wake me up just to look at the damn sky they will immediately be removed from my life!

Same bestie

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Taco: I get it. You're having a hard time lately and are stressed out. Seven people died-

Microphone: Twelve, actually

Taco: That's not the point. They're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Microphone: Yours!

Taco: That's right, no one's

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Cheesy: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Test Tube, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Cheesy: 

Cheesy: fsh *knee slap*

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Balloon: Here's some advice

Nickel: I didn't ask for any

Balloon: Well, too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Pickle, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Nickel, walking in covered in ink: Well maybe that squid was being a dick

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Lightbulb: *bleeding on the floor*

Paintbrush: QUICK! WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?!

Lightbulb: Uhm, tall, brown, blonde hair-

Test Tube: NO, YOUR BLOOD TYPE!

Lightbulb, looking at her wound: Uhh, red?

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Lightbulb: Change is inedible  

Fan: Don't you mean inevitable?

Lightbulb, spitting out coins: No, I didn't 

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Test Tube: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Lightbulb will and will not eat.

Fan Grass? Yes!

Test Tube: Moss? Yes!!

Fan: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Test Tube: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Fan: Worms? Sometimes!

Test Tube: Rocks? Usually nah.

Fan: Twigs? Usually!

Test Tube: Paper's cooking? Inconclusive!

Paintbrush: How did you... test this?

Test Tube: You just hand her stuff and say 'eat this' and if she eats it, she eats it.

Paintbrush: ... I don't know how to feel about this.

Paper: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Lightbulb: Bye Painty! Bye Fan! Bye Tube! Bye Baxter! Bye Painty!

Knife: You said 'bye Painty' twice

Lightbulb: I like Painty

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Cheesy: Hey OJ

OJ: Yeah?

Cheesy: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

OJ: 

OJ: Where's Yin-Yang?

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Soap: Would you stab your bestie for 10 million?

Salt: You stab me, then we wait until my leg gets better and then we'll buy a big-ass house!

Pepper: You can stab me too, then we will have 20

Salt: Good thinking

Bestie goalsss!

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Cherries: If we die, our funeral will be the biggest party ever and everyone's invited!

Yang: "if"

Balloon: Great. The only party I'm invited too and they might not even die!

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Paintbrush: Let me show you a picture of last night that really upset me

Lightbulb: Ok, but in my defense, Fan bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo

Paintbrush: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Nickel: You lying, cheating piece of shit!

Balloon: Well, you're the idiot who keeps thinking he can get away with everything! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Nickel: I'M LEAVING AND I'M TAKING BOX WITH ME!

Soap, picking up the monopoly board: Aaaanndd that's enough monopoly for today...

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Fan: Why are your tongues purple?

OJ: Paper and I had slushies. I had a red one

Paper: And I had a blue one

Fan: Oh

Fan:

Fan: OH!

Cherries: You drank each other's slushies?

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Marshmallow: Can I be frank with you guys?

Bow: Sure, but I don't know how changing your name is gonna help

Apple: Can I still be Apple?

Dough: Shh, let Frank speak

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Lightbulb: Here's a tip to do better on your essay. Instead of starting with "In this essay, I will discuss..." start with "So I'm sitting here, BBQ sauce on my titties..."

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Paintbrush: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. 

Everyone: 

Clover: ...I did. I broke it. 

Paintbrush: No. No you didn't. Nickel?

Nickel: Don't look at me. Look at Balloon. 

Balloon: What?! I didn't break it. 

Nickel: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? 

Balloon: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.  

Nickel: Suspicious. 

Balloon: No, it's not! 

Cabby: If it matters, probably not, but Test Tube was the last one to use it. 

Test Tube: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Cabby: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? 

Test Tuben: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cabby! 

Clover: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Paintbrush. 

Paintbrush: No! Who broke it!? 

Everyone: 

Cabby: Paintbrush... Nickel's been awfully quiet. 

Nickel: rEALLY?! 

*Everyone starts arguing* 

Paintbrush, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. 

Paintbrush: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. 

Paintbrush: 

Paintbrush: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Fan: *Posts a super low-quality image to the Bright Lights group chat* 

Marshmallow: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents 

Fan: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you 

Test Tube: Actually I did the math, Marsh would have $225, not $0.15. 

Marshmallow: Fam I'm right here.... 

Lightbulb: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of DrFizz :) 

Fan: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please? 

Lightbulb: Sorry I only have a dollar 

Fan: :( 

Test Tube: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Marsh would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent 

Lightbulb: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of DrFizz and an apply juice 

Test Tube: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 

Paintbrush: Yeah and she wants DrFizz and apply juice 

Test Tube: Apply juice to what?

Apple: Directly to the forehead 

Marshmallow: Great chat everyone

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Yess finally a long one! Hope y'all enjoyed XDD