Lightbulb: this date is boring!

Paintbrush: this isn't a date, I said I was going to the store

Lightbulb: then why did you invite me?

Paintbrush: I didn't. I specifically said "don't come with me" and you said "fuck you Painty I'll do whatever I want!"

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Knife: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man!

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Police: you're arrested for carrying three people on a single motorcycle 

Nickel, with Balloon and TK behind him: wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: yeah, three

Nickel: oh no, what the fuck!

Police: wha-

Nickel: BOX FELL OFF!

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Test Tube: are you coming to bed?

Fan: wait, this is important

Test Tube: what?

Fan: someone hate-commented on my blog

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Clover: may luck (and this photo of MePhone eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you

Plot twist: the "silly picture" in that one III episode was MePhone eating shredded cheese at 3 am

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Knife, visiting Hotel OJ: hey, I just came here to-

Knife: *sees Nickel shoving Balloon in the washing machine while Cheesy records and Bomb watches while Yin-Yang is arguing with themselves about water and DrFizz in the background*

Knife, retreating: something suddenly came up

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Suitcase: you should apologize to Balloon!

Nickel: fine

Nickel: unfuck you or whatever

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Lightbulb: Painty, I can't do this stupid math!

Paintbrush: what's the math problem?

Lightbulb: we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope we don't multiply

Fan, covering Yin-Yang's ears while Paintbrush is smacking Lightbulb across the face repeatedly: not gonna lie that was hella smooth

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Fan: what do rainbows mean to you?

Clover: gay rights

Bow: there's money

Goo: the sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole earth with a flood

Test Tube: it's an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops

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Marshmallow: so Apple was just using me?

Paintbrush: I'm sorry, Marsh

Yang, trying to contain his amusement: you must feel really stupid right now

Paintbrush: ok, that's a time-out

Yin: I'm sorry for-

Yang: NO!

Paintbrush: go to the calm-down corner! *yeets Yin-Yang*

Yin-Yang: *crashes into the calm-down corner*

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Fan: guys, I have an announcement!

Fan: I... I think I'm in love with Test Tube...

Literally everyone except Testy: congratulations! You're officially the last person to know

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Apple: why would you do that?

Marshmallow: because I feel guilty

Lightbulb: guilt is a trick emotion. It's been put there by your parents to prevent you from doing things that feel good

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MePhone at the elimination when he doesn't have cookies be like: can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

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Taco: *pulls out a cup of tea from out of nowhere*

Microphone: where did you get that?

Taco: my pocket

Microphone: how do you keep a cup of tea in your pocket?

Taco: skills

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MePhone: happy October 32nd, second Halloween!

Baseball: that doesn't exist

MePhone: not with that attitude 

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MePhone: I left instructions for everyone. Follow those while I'm gone

Toilet: mine just says "Toilet, no"

MePhone: I want you to apply that to every possible situation

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Lightbulb: if I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down

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*The Grand Slams' thoughts on stabbing*

Suitcase: wouldn't stab anyone

Knife: would stab someone in retaliation 

Trophy: yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first

Cheesy: would stab without a warning

Nickel: would stab as a warning

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*Lightbulb and Paintbrush's house is on fire but they don't know it*

Paintbrush: damn, it's hot in here!

Lightbulb: yeah, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent

Paintbrush:

Lightbulb:

Paintbrush: first of all, I assume you don't know there's something VERY wrong with that statement

Lightbulb:

Paintbrush: second of all, we need to get the fuck out of here. NOW!

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Fan: what if people had food names and food had people names?

Cherries, with masks: "Hey Spaghetti, it's time for dinner!" "What are we having?" "Margret!"

Paintbrush: I swear, everyone on this island is high 

Lightbulb: shut up Chocolate-

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Bow: and now a gay update about Apple and Marsh

Dough: getting gayer

Bow: thank you Dough

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That's it for now lmaoo