Fan: Paintbrush, you were standing near Lightbulb. Where is your shirt?

Paintbrush: do I have to wear it?

Fan: who here wants PB to wear the shirt?

Everyone: *puts their hand up*

Paintbrush: *sighs*

(A few moments later)

Paintbrush, wearing a blue shirt which reads "Lightbulb's bitch": this shade of blue is disgusting...

Inspired by @Circusbabyxzane