Everyone: *talking*

MePhone4: People, PEOPLE, SETTLE DOWN!

Everyone: *stops talking*

MePhone4: Ok now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?

Taco: *puts his hand up* Do instruments of torture count?

MePhone4: No.

Lightbulb: *puts her hand up* Is mayonnaise an instrument?

MePhone4: No, Lightbulb, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Lightbulb: *puts hand up again*

MePhone4: Horse radish is not an instrument either.