I got these from @Posirie 's book names "Among Us Logic😎 2"

Fan: Uhh, what's Balloon doing?

Nickel: He's writing fanfics of himself

Fan: Wha-

Nickel: Apparently it's because he think the only things he can find happiness is fanfiction

Balloon: *typing* and then he got stabbed...

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Yin: Do you always have to attack me with words?

Yang: Want me to use a brick?

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Knife: Hey, let's fight

Pickle: About what?

Knife: What's your favorite food?

Pickle: Cucumbers

Knife: Fuck cucumbers

Pickle: 

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Balloon: My teacher used to ask kids if they got anything for Valentine's Day. If a kid said no, she'd put candy on their desk. And if she got to me she didn't even ask. She just put candy on my desk💀

Nickel: PFFTT-

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Test Tube: Ok, what do you need?

Lightbulb: I mean, what does anyone need? Love. A sense of belonging 

Test Tube: No, I mean from the store

Lightbulb: Bagels!

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Lightbulb: We're friends right?

Paintbrush: Yeah

Lightbulb: And friends share things right?

Paintbrush: I guess

Lightbulb: 

Paintbrush: You're not having any of my cake

Lightbulb: WAHH-

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Lightbulb: Painty, for your birthday I bought you... Netflix

Paintbrush: Thank god, I got tired of sharing an account with Fan

Lightbulb: Wait... you just wanted an account?

Paintbrush: Yeah... what did you buy me?

Lightbulb: Netflix

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Balloon: *laying down on the ground*

Baseball: Is this guy sleeping or dead?

Nickel: Hopefully dead, I hated that guy

Baseball: Same

Balloon: First of all, fuck you guys-

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OJ: Balloon, why are you always cleaning your room when someone comes in?

Balloon: I just don't want them to think I'm not organize

OJ: Balloon, everyone knows how you live. They are complete strangers from different object shows nowadays. So why would they care?

Balloon: Because they are the only ones I can impress 

OJ:

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OJ: Salt and Pepper, why are you guys watching TV while we were going to have a quiet Sunday morning?

Salt: Oh, sorry darling, we forgot

Pepper: But we are quiet, aren't we?

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Balloon: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS!

Suitcase: Well at least you get accepted no matter what

Knife: That's the most uplifting thing I've ever seen

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This one is with one of my fankids named Musicy. You can read my II fankids book if you want to know more about her

Musicy: I wanna tell a story!

Fan: Uhh, ok?

Musicy: Once upon a time, there was a very handsome prince named Fan-

Fan: Aww thank you!

Musicy: -who got hit by a car and died! :D

Fan: 

Musicy, you really gotta do my boi Fan like that?

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Pepper: Salt, how old are you?

Salt: 18

Pepper: Oh, that makes sense. You're still young and stupid. You will understand when you're older

Salt: Well how old are you then?

Pepper: 19

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Taco: OH MY GOD I RAN OVER A CAT!

Microphone: OH GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

Taco: haha, April fools!

Microphone: THANK GOD! You really got me there-

Taco: It was actually a kid

Microphone: 

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Taco: If you sneeze and I say "god bless you", the only thing I need to hear you say is "thank you". I don't need to hear any "what are you doing in my house?" "why is the window broken?" or "I'm gonna call the police". I got no time for that shit

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Lightbulb: K

Test Tube: Yeah potassium is a very nice element 

Test Tube: Very reactive

Test Tube: Unlike that response you just gave

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Cheesy: I almost drowned in the sink

Trophy: Dude what the fuck?

Cheesy: Imagine the headline would be "local idiot drowns in a sink"

Trophy: How'd that even happen?

Cheesy: I filled the sink with water, put my face in it and my head got stuck under the faucet 

Trophy: Cheesy

Trophy: You twerp

Trophy: What the fuck-

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Balloon: Why are you dressed like a clown?

Nickel: Why are you dressed like a disappointment?

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Yeeeee