I just love this man-

Fan: Thank you for coming to this show by the way. I really appreciate you coming to a thing because... you didn't have to... and it's easy not to go to things. It is so easy not to do things than to do them, that you would do anything is totally remarkable. Percentagewise, it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them. Especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin, it's an amazing feeling! Such instant joy. Kids don't like that, kids always want to do stuff. Kids get angry, they go like:

Cherries: Aww we didn't do anything all day!

Fan: If they ever ask an adult what they did over the weekend and they say they didn't do anything their faces light up! They're like:

Cherries: What did you do this weekend?

Fan: I, uhm, did nothing. I did nothing at all. Did you do anything?

Test Tube: No I didn't do anything.

Fan: People especially don't wanna do their jobs. I found that out recently too. I have a friend named Lightbulb, she's an elementary school teacher, and I was out with her one night and she was drinking like a monster. And I said to her:

Fan: don't you have a shift in school tomorrow? 

Lightbulb: naaahhh I'll show them a video!

Fan: That's why teachers show videos?!

Lightbulb: yeah, I don't wanna work!

Fan: You know the kids don't want to work either?

Lightbulb: GOOD!

This is just a big ass m o o d