"Choose a new password"

Paintbrush: potato

"Password must contain 8 symbols"

Paintbrush: boiled potato

"Password must contain a number"

Paintbrush: 1 boiled potato

"Password must not contain spaces"

Paintbrush: 50fuckingboiledpotatoes

"Password must contain a capital letter"

Paintbrush: 50FUCKINGboiledpotatoes

"Capital letters must not be consecutive"

Paintbrush: IWillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAss,IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessImmediatly

"Password must not contain punctuation"

Paintbrush: NowImSeriouslyGettingPissedOffIWillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessImmediatly

"You cannot use your old password"

Paintbrush: *starts raging while their bristles are on fire* *yeets computer out of the window*