Yeah so this part with the names is inspired by sstubenrauch  / YummyArepas so yeah follow both their accounts 

Bright Lights:

Apple: IAmNotDumb!BtwWhatDoesDumbMean?

Cherries: CherryTwinzz

Fan: VloggerBoi

Lightbulb: BrightestBulb

Marshmallow: Marshy

Paintbrush: MadArtist

Test Tube: ScienceRulesBitchess

Tissues: FuckTheColorGreen

Yang: DRFIZZRULES

Yin: SomeoneSueYangPls

Grand Slams:

Balloon: InflatableRedBoi

Baseball: IAmNotFat

Box: SoundOfSilence (yes I added him)

Cheesy: ComedyAndPuns

Knife: USuckUrMomGay

Microphone: LoudAndProudRockStar

Nickel: SarcasticAndGay

Soap: KeepCalmAndBeClean

Suitcase: TheOnlyOneWhoLikesBalloon

Trophy: JockAndSportsMan

People in Hotel OJ:

Bomb: YouSpinMyHeadRightRoundRightRound

OJ: TheGayHotelManager

Paper: OJsGoodBoi

Pepper: LezbianSpice

Pickle: Gaymer

Salt: IWannaFuckOJ

Other people who aren't contestants:

Dough: GhostyBoii

DrFizz: FizzyDoctor

MePhone4S: ILoveDeath

Steve Cobs: SteveeMeepleGuy

Taco: BritishDangerSpy

Ballpoint Pen: BallsAndPointPen

III contestants:

Bow: RainBowGorl

Blueberry: BlueEmoBoy

Cabby: SmarterThanTestTube

Candle: MeditationGuide

Clover: LuckyLesbianzz

Floory: IDontHaveStageFright

Goo: InspirationalBoi

Lifering: LifeSaverrr

Silver Spoon: RichBitch

Tea Kettle: ToughMama

Hosts:

MePad: BigAssBoi

MePhone4: GimmeCookiesNow

Toilet: MISTAHPHONEISBBY!

I've decided not to add the Infinities and Meeple products (except MePhone4, MePad and MePhone4S) bc it's too damn much for me lol and I don't know their personalities