•••
Alicia Silverstone
as
[ the dreamer ]

•••
Heath Ledger
as
[ the degenerate ]

•••
Topher Grace
as
[ the fanboy ]

•••
Ashton Kutcher
as
[ the lovable idiot ]

•••
Wilmer Valderamma
as
[ the foreign exchange student ]

•••
Laura Prepon
as
[ the fellow feminist ]

•••
Mila Kunis
as
[ the self-proclaimed bitch ]

a/n:
due to Danny masterson's rape allegations against him, i do not feel comfortable writing with him as Hyde. Which is why i replaced him with Heath Ledger. Enjoy the story!