There are some lyrics that I didn't really know to ham songs, and when I figured them out, I like really got the song. So, let's get down to business (to defeat the Huns) :

Satisfied "I'm the oldest, and the wittiest, and the gossip in New York City is insidious," She's saying that the gossip would get around if she was with Ham man, and that it would be rude because he's poor.

Say No to This " She cried, 'Please don't gooo sir!" 'So was this a story you set up?'" I think this is pretty self explanatory.

Hurricane "And when my prayers were met with indifference..." he's saying that he prayed and his prayers weren't received.

Hurricane " I was louder than the crack in the bell," Liberty Bell... 🔔

That was probably useless. (Inutil, useless.) Whatever. Yay.