The shack of family

The Cipher-Pines are currently all packed in the family limo with mom and father up front flirting. The kids were having a blast playing with windows, snacks, TV, hot tub, and music. They only use the limo to go to important places and Dipper says family is important even if its only a few miles away. They would get Stares and pictures taken especially since Bill keeps winking at every girl ,But Dipper keeps glaring at him making him chuckle as he drives to the mystery shack.

"Okay we are here!"Dipper said slidding down the window to look at here children.

"What's so great about this place anyway its old and tacky!" Bonnie said making her siblings grunt in agreement.

"How old are great uncle Stan and Ford anyway?"Blake asked curious

"Age isn't a number to kid Stan and nerdy Ford." Bill said making Dipper smile "But they are what? 90 something pretty old though?" 

"Bill, Mabel will be there and ,so are Wendy and Soos who are like family ever since my first stay here."Dipper said as they stopped at the mystery shack owned by Soos.

​​​​​​"Okay have fun!" Bill said gleefully then grabbed Bailey  "Sorry i don't think i can trust them with a baby." Bailey blew a raspberry while Dipper nods in agreement as the rest of the kids pilled out.

"Okay now what?" Braden asked and on que the door opened revealing two elderly men one in boxers and the other in a trench coat.

"Dipper it's been forever! Give your a grunkle a hug!" Stan yelled giving Dipper a hug then broke it "Look how tall you've gotten! Still got a crush on Wendy?" Stan asked making Dipper blush as Bill and the kids snicker.

"Stan Dipper she is married to a MAN she has kids remember?" Ford asked patting Stan on the shoulders.

"Oh yeah! How many do you had 2? 3?" Stan asked then looks at all of them "Sweet belgian waffles!" Bailey giggles at him and grabs his nose "Your still popping out kids?"

"What can I say whenever Bill's around I over do things!" Dipper said the got out a short list "Okay I think know who should ho with who! Braden and Brooke you two will be with Grunkle Stan!" The two didn't look happy but followed Stan inside nonetheless "Okay Blaine and Brian your with Grunkler Ford!" The two simply walked inside with Ford as well.

"DIPPER!"Mabel yelled crashing herself into Her twin from out of nowhere "I've missed you Dippingsauce! Twin power am i right! Hey what's that!?" Mabel said taking Dippers list out of her hands much to her protest "Hey Wendy! Soos! We each get on own little buddies today!" Mabel pushes the list back into Dippers chest "Bell! Brett! your with me!" She took them by the arms and tugged them inside just as Wendy and Soos come out.

"Hey pull any harder and my arm will come off!" Chuckled Brett. Mabel laughed too ,but not Bell.

"Can that really happen!?" Bell asked totally serious and scared as they reached inside.

"Sup dudes! Welcome to a place of wonder and magic!" Soss said looking old with baldness and growing bags under eyes but still looked like a manchild with his mystery shirt and buck teeth.

"And a place of torture. Hey I'm wendy" Wendy said,she still looks cool ,but has no hat and hair is now shoulder length, wears a black shirt and blue jeans and muddy boots along with a green shirt tied around her waist and as a bandana.

"Okay for the record I don't have a crush on you!" Dipper said then loops an arm around Bill "I'm with Bill!" 

"Hey that's cool man what you like is your business and I'm down with that." Wendy said cooly shaking hand "So which ones are with me?"

"Blake and Babs." Dipper said pointing out The boy rocker and goth girl.

"Wow no way! You guys remind me of my gang friends!" Wendy said excited taking their hands "Let's break some rules and talk about how much people can really suck!" They go on the roof.

"Woah I guess these little dudes are with me!" Sois said bending down to the twins level "Cool twins! Just like you and hambone and the stans! but you know different genders." Soos leads them to the gift shop to fix stuff and make deals with customers.

LATER
"So this random woman came up to me for this interview to see if I would hire her, and guess what she does? She flirts with me and sat on my lap! I had to call in security! Crazy huh pinetree." Bill said tossing his arms out to show the crazy "Pinetree?" Bill asked noticing she's not paying attention to him, but to Bailey.

"Bailey I love you." Dipper said sitting on the porch with Bailey on her lap. Bailey giggles and makes sounds of happiness patting Dippers stomach.

"Come on Mason! Have you even listened to me at all! I listen when you told me about the gnomes kidnapping you and your sister!" Bill said shaking His wife's shoulder making her quirk a brow.

"Sorry hun sometimes I forgot your here and not on the other side of the country." Dipper said brushing her short hair back with her fingers. 
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"I know..." Bill said sighing head in his hand pondering "Between me leading a big business and you home with so many kids. We don't have much time to be together to reconnect."

"Well I guess now we can?" Dipper said her and Bill getting up to walk to the backyard where Braden is seen doing combat punches and Stan is telling Books how to excel in the real world. Both are actually Stan! Huh weird?"

"Good job Braden! Make sure to hit hard and fast in the weak spots!" Stan yelled then went back to Brooke "Okay if you see a real sucker make sure to have a marker on you at all times to rise up prices!" Brooke nods wrong it down.

"Huh guess the yard is taken." Bill said shruging going in the gift shop with Dipper.

"Dude this side is for fixing and is side is for destroying!" Soos said showing Boston his tools while Bonnie is Making customers buy more with her cute/horrifying personality.

"Want to buy this snowglobe?" Bonnie asked a man giving him the fluttery eyes but he simply shook his head "I said want to buy this snowglobe!" Bonnie shouted making the man scared and buys the snowglobe in a rush.

"This place is taken..." Dipper said slowly then looks at the secret ladder to the roof "Let's go up there!" Dipper said pointing up making Bill nod and they both along with bailey in the arms go up.

"Human suffering remains and always call my name." Babs says making wendy nod glumly then fake punches her which she doesn't flich making wendy laugh and put an arm around her. Balke is tuning up his guitar and humming to the sounds of nature.

"This place would make an excellent place for a rock concert." Blake said starting to rock out and the girls dancing to it.

"Not our place." Bill said as Dipper covers Bailey's ears and climbs back down " Living room?" Bill suggested making Dipper smile weakly. In the living room it seems to have became a stage.

"Hey Aunt Mabel heard about the one of the calendar in jail he got 12 months! Ha get it get it!" Brett said and Mabel chuckled as she applied makeup to herself and Bell.

"Ha I get it Brett! I swere you and Bell could be my kids! Beauty and funny is definely what I have!" Mabel said then notices Dipper and chuckles awkwardly "But its not like you aren't I'm just you know!" 

"Know what?" Bell asked making the room groan at her question. 

"The basement It is then!" Dipper said giving up and gave Bailey to Bill as she walked up to the vending machine and typed pin the code and they proceeded downstairs. To their astonishment Ford, Blaine, and brain were all feeling out playing dungeons,dungeons, and more dungeons. 

"Ha! I'll win this time for sure for I have the biggest imagination!" Blaine gloated making Brian narrow his eyes and pint up his glasses.

"Oh it is on!" Brain said competively rolling the dice then notices his parents "Do you wish to play?" He asked.

"I would love to ,but me and your father are looking for a place to be alone." Dipper said going back to the elevator.

"Uh Dipper why don't you two just go in the attic?" Ford suggested making Bill and Dipper facepalm forgetting about the attic.

"Oh man we are such idiots." Bill said as he and his wife go up to the attic to have a conversation.

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