IN THE KITCHEN
"Hey Mom!" Boston said tugging at Dipper's sweatpants making her look down "I clogged the toilet ,so you can teach me how to fix it!" Dipper sighed heavily taking her son's hand as they go to the bathroom. When they were done Dipper found the cause a doll?

"Huh!" Bonnie gasped looking through the door taking her doll back covered in toilet water "Boston you soiled my dollie!" Bonnie leaped at Boston causing them to brawl it out.

"Hey now." Dipper said wiping the water on her sweatpants so she can push them apart "No fighting. Boston apologize Now!" Boston grunts but eventually nods his head defeated.

"I'm sorry Bonnie." Boston said defeated then looks at his mother "But I just wanted to learn how to fix a toilet!" Dipper sighs standing up to crack her sore back.

"Boston please don't take your sister's things without permission!" Dipper said looking directly at his eyes then at her daughter who is glaring at Boston "And Bonnie don't start a fight with anyone they never lead to something good." Bonnie frowns as she and Boston go to their room. Babs then comes in the bathroom.

"Mom could you be the corpse at my practice funeral?" Babs asked and Dipper nods going into Babs and Braden's room where babs points at her bed for Dipper to lie in. When Dipper lies on the bed she closes her eyes as Babs recites a poem in memory.

"~burp~" Dipper burped then laughed "Sorry you were down wind to that sweetie." Dipper gets up and walks downstairs to get a snack where she spots Bell and Brooke discussing fashion "What are you two talking about?"

"Bell thinks skirts are just half of a dress ,but I think that's literally the wrongest thing ever!" Brooke said kinda mad at her sister who is simply smiling unaware as usual.

"Like I'll take your word!" Bell said then thought about her choice of words "Wait Can someone actually take someones words like by hand?"

"Honey no they can't." Dipper said to Bell then to both of her daughters "Sorry I don't think I can help you with fashion as you can see by my clothes."

"Those are clothes?" Bell asked looking Her mothers clothes "Wow I just thought were food stains or like nothing at all!"

"Yeah and unfortunately its a choice." Brooke said quite rudely walking away with her sister in tow.

"I got similar comments in highschool." Dipper stated looking her sweatpants, orange plain t-shirt and socks all which are dirty.

"Goo-goo." Bailey said waddling near Dipper in only a diaper. Dipper picks her up joyfully.

"You know just what to say." Dipper said tickling her baby's stomach making her giggle in delight "I thought Bill was watching you?"

"I am." Bill said walking in "We were playing hide and seek! Turns out she's a pro." Bill muttered taking Bailey back "Pinetree you look... Fair?" Bill guessed.

"Gee thanks!" Dipper snapped then dragged herself over to the couch "You know sometimes I wish I was more girly like Mabel." Bill frowned taking a seat next to his wife.

"Aww Pinetree... You know I love you just the way you are." Bill said throw lieing teeth making Dipper glare at him and walk up stairs "Where you going?" Bill asked but got no answer as he waited for a minute till she came back down.

"You lie all the time ,but for some reason your horrible at losing to me!" Dipper said taking out a pair of golden teeth and forced them in Bill's mouth. Blaine who is holding a comic comes down to see golden teeth in his Father's mouth making him quirk a brow.

"Hey Mom want to read and dress as our favorite comic book players!" Blaine said excited then looked at Bill looking ticked "What's up with father?"

"Just a little game me and him are doing ,so reading comics and dressing up as characters will have to wait!" Dipper said smiling looking at Bill "Bill name one thing you don't like about me!"

"I don't like your holey sweatpants it's totally not feminine!" Bill shouted then covered his mouth "Curses!" He shouted.

"Anything about my personality?" Dipper questioned. Bill starts to sweat trying to not give in ,but does anyway.

"Well I sometimes don't like your nerdy side!" Bill said then willed himself to toss out the fake teeth breathing in heavily.

"I knew it!" Dipper exclaimed then looked at the confused Blaine "Sorry hun but I got a makeover to so!" 

"WHAT?" The entire house cryed out not believing she said those words.

"Oh yes!" Dipper said walking upstairs but Braden got in the way with bouncing some ball in the air tossing it to Dipper ,but she simply took it "No ball playing in the house!" Braden looked unsure but took back the ball to go outside. Dipper continued upstairs.

"Uh okay weird?!" Braden said raising a brow then sees an also confused Brett "What was that about?"

"I don't know but..." Brett said then opened his mouth showing he had floss stuck in his braces "I'm at a floss for words!" Brett laughed walking away from an annoyed Braden.

"I better give her privacy huh." Bill said making Bailey spit up "I'll take that as a yes."

15 MINUTES LATER MASTER BEDROOM
"Princess makeover time always bring a smile to my face!" Bonnie said putting makeup on her mom who is surprisingly okay with it "Hey didn't aunt Mabel used to give you makeovers?" Bonnie asked and at that moment Blake came in with a violin playing a sad tune.

"Yeah especially in her boy-crazy phase that never reply went away! She and her friend should bombard me with makeovers when she had sleepovers which was always " Dipper joked laughing lightly wincing at her eyebrows being plucked "Jeeze having that being done by someone else is painful!" Dipper said then Bell and Brooke came in making Blake walk out.

"We heard about the situation and were here to help!"Brooke said sitting down with Bell unloading a ton of girly clothes.

"Yeah even I'll give up my best sunglasses! But don't worry thy didn't actually come from the sun!" Bell said looking though her pile.

"Ah thanks guys!" Dipper lovingly giving them a hug "But I already got the makeover so now I'll watch some exploding hotdogs!" Brooke blocked Her mother's path "What?" Dipper asked confused.

"Makeup alone won't make you more girly mom." Brooke said letting her down on her bed "You'll also need clothes and manners on how to be a lady to a gentleman! Like how I am on a date with Landon!" 

"Right like this dress and sandals!" Bell said showing her mom a yellow sundress and sandals "And hat!" She added giving her mom a sunhat over her head.

"Well I suppose it wouldn't hurt... And I do love hats." Dipper said considerly then smiles warmly nodding "let's do it!" Dipper shouted making the girls shush her and Brian to walk in the room.

"Please be quiet some of us are trying to solve for 'y'!" Brain said stoically slamming the door causing the girls to blink. Blake then comes back in with a smile and his guitar.

"Don't listen to him to be loud and be proud! Woohoo!" Blake yelled and strummed his guitar all along the hallway blasting the music high.

AN HOUR LATER LIVING ROOM
"And that is why Emily dickinson is considered the best poet in history." Babs finished telling poem story to Bill who is barely awake holding a sleeping Bailey.

"That's nice honey." Bill yawned taking ahold of Bailey "I'll just put Bailey in for a nap." Walking upstairs something blocked his way "Hey what the-" he didn't finish as he saw someone he never saw before a woman with long brown hair curled, hooped earrings, Pink eye-shadow, eyeliner, mascara, blush, ruby lipstick, pearl necklace, a yellow sunhat, yellow sundress, yellow sandals, and smells like watermelons.

"You know its rude to stare." Dipper giggled with posture great and moved out of the way "Sorry I'm in the way."

"Pinetree!?" Bill said wide eyed mouth gaped "You look like well girly!" He said not believing his eyes.

"Why thank you!" Dipper said smiling feeling she made her husband happy.

"It wasn't a compliment!" Bill said loudly making all the children watch them fascinated how it would turn out "I like the old you!"

"But I thought this is what you wanted!" Dipper said not understanding the problem.

"I just wanted you to not wear holey clothes and I don't really understand your aide but all in all I think its cute! Your cute feeling out nature is what I fell for!"

"So you wouls rather have the tomboy Dipper!" Dipper said raising up her wig to show her short hair still there then pulled it back down "Then Feminine Mason?" She asked quietly.

"Of course!" Bill said giving Bailey to Brooke so he can hold Dipper's hands "When we met I instantly loved the tomboy you! Cause that's what you are and I enjoy you very much! Even your occasional gasly toxic tendencies!" Dipper teared up Hugging Bill tightly "Just don't ever use the truth teeth on me again." The entire family laughed good heartily like a cheesy old time sitcom.

"You betcha!" Dipper said kissing Bill deeply which he gladly returned making the girls awe at ,and the boys to fake gag at "By the way I think I'm pregnant again!" Wow~