The Northwest's throw parties whenever so this is like in mid fall.

"PINETREE! KIDS!" came the booming voice of Bill cipher from the living room. The entire family rushed to the living room. The last person there was Dipper whose legs were covered in shaving cream and holding a razor and in only a towel.

"Bill! I was shaving!"Dipper snapped ,but her attention quickly went to the letter her husband was holding ,and her eyes widen in horror "Oh no." She whispered staring at the piece of paper.

"What its just a stupid letter?" Brooke said not really getting any of this and her siblings agree.

"This 'stupid letter' is an invite to a Northwest party!" Bill said using air quotes "Preston and Priscilla wants me and pinetree to come, so you'll all have to go too alright!" He's getting mad ,and when Dipper put a hand on him he shrugged it off.

"Aren't the Northwest's ultra superior luxurious having rich people?"Brian said pointly while putting his glasses back in place.

"Yes they are! Technically we are too, but not that much." Bill said pacing around then pointed at the boys "You are all going suit shopping with mom while I take the girls dress shopping!" The girls squeal while Dipper and the boys groan.

"Aw But there's nothing sporty about fancy parties!" Braden complained.

"Or funny! But hey if you don't like rich jokes then you have a poor sense of humor! Ha!" Brett laughed.

"Great I suppose they won't let me study their vowel movements as well." Brian said getting blank looks.

IN MALL MEN AISLE
"Okay Boys let's get your measurements!" This preppy employee girl said "I'm Sarah BTW and is this your Dad!" She put an arm around Dipper "Why aren't you a handsome man!" She purred getting too close for comfort. Dipper is wearing a checked shirt, jean pants, sneakers and her pinetree hat.

"Uh I'm their mother." Dipper said awkwardly pushing the girl away and steping behind Blake since he's the oldest boy "And yes we need new suits courtesy of my husband." Dipper took out her wallet showing 100$ bills of plenty "So money is no object."

"Okay!" Sarah said taking all their measurements then directing them to the changing rooms with Dipper waiting on the other side. Dipper's phone vibrates alerting her of a text.

"Hey how do you stop a rhino from charging? You take away his credit card! get it!" Brett said from the other room making Dipper giggle.

"CAN U GET THEM SPA TREATMENTS?" The text was from Bill making Dipper sign at beauty treatment.

"OK!" Dipper response then looked at the boys coming out the changing rooms "Oh why aren't you six the handsomest boys on the planet!" Dipper cooed pinching all their cheeks then went to the front desk to pay "By the way your father textted me saying we need to go to the spa." The boys look horrified.

"The spa!" Boston yelled making a run for it ,but Dipper quickly took him by the arm "Let me go I'm being kidnapped!" 

​"Well lets all be ki​ds and take a nap."Brett said laughing then sighs to himself in disappointment"Sorry I'm tired."

"This day just keeps betting better." Blaine said sarcastically walking with his brothers and mom to the spa with their suits in a bag.

IN MALL WOMEN AISLE
"EEE!" Bonnie and Bell said in pure joy seeing all the clothes. All the girls start looking around for the best dress.

"Is their anything darker?" Babs said to an employee making him jump scared at her sudden appearance "Something fit for a corpse or a vampire?"

"Father can i have that dress!" Bonnie tugged at Bill's sleeve pointing at a princess dress thats pink,sparkly, and puffy "It really brings out my essence."

"Sure thing ,but watch Bailey for a second while break up Brooke and Bell!" Bill handed Bonnie the baby to settle his eldest daughters fued "Girls! girls! What's the matter?"

"Brooke took my dress from my hands! I saw it first!" Bell yelled tugging a light cyan dress from Brooke.

"Nun uh! I saw it first! Besides its not yours if you didn't buy it!" Brooke yelled tugging back until Bill took the dress.

"Neither of you will have this dress okay! Now look for another!" Bill ordered making the girls sulk "Separately!" He barked.

"Gah Gah!" Bailey said waddling around underdressed making other customers gasp.

"Bailey!" Bill said shocked taking Bailey in his arms and changing her into a diaper "Bonnie! I thought I told you watch Bailey!" Bill look around to see Bonnie admiring herself in a closet mirror making her jump in surprise.

"Sorry I got distracted by the face of beauty!" Bonnie defended then looking horrified at Babs dress "Well that's a nightmare!" The dress was long and black dragging behind herself.

"Okay does everyone have a dress!" Bill said looking at Bonnie's princess dress, Babs nightmare dress, Brooke's blue English dress, and Bell's seasgreen dress with a dark green bow "All right then now Bailey!" Bill pulls out a light purple dress with a strawberry "Let me text your mother and pay for the dresses!" He does all that while holding his daughter Bailey "Now who's ready for the spa!" He got cries of excitement in response "I'll take that as a yes!"

SPA
"Bill!" Dipper said meeting her husband at the Spa entrance kissing him deeply. The children show their disgust at the display of affection "I got you that suit you wanted! But the employees thought it was for me! Be honest do I look like a boy?"

"Of course not! Mason your the most beautiful woman on the planet in my eyes!" Bill said in her ear nibbling it lightly making her blush "I even got you a pretty dress so everyone will know it! And something else that I got for tonight..." He purred softly in her ear making her flush in embarrassment.

"Uh can we get this over with now!" Braden said pocking at his parents arms getting their attention. The other boys agreed.

"Okay!" Dipper said taking Bailey from Bill's arms going in the spa "Hi we would like two adults and eleven kids for a face treatment." The employee looks closely at Dipper and the children judging them then scoffs.

"Sorry uh mam ,but you need an appointment unless your an important person which I don't think you are! Ha!" The lady and her other employees laugh ,making the family all glare and feel offended. Bill not liking it pounds his fist on the counter startling everyone since he's clearly mad.

"Now look here lady! I'm Bill Cipher of Cipher real estate I make more in a week than you have in your entire life! Now get us an appointment before I get one of my close friends Tad Strange owner of his own magazine company a call , and tell him how poorly you treat your paying customers!" Bill snarls showing he indeed had Tad Strange's phone number on his phone. The employees finally recognize Bill being an important man.

"Oh sorry sir! right away sir!" The manager said "Get our best in on the job now!" He yelled and right away several workers come in and take the family into nail filling "Sorry for the inconvenience Mr.Cipher it won't happen again!" He swore getting out of the way.

"Sweetie I love it when you take charge!" Dipper said kindly to Bill actually liking being pampered. The family spent over an hour there getting their hair and nails done along with expensive facial creams. 

CIPHER LIMO
The males of the family all had black suits with different ties. Blake had a dark purple tie,  Brett had a yellow tie, Braden had a red tie, Blaine had an orange tie, Boston has a dark blue tie, Brian had a dark green tie, and Bill had a white tie from his wife "Looking good boys!" Bill thumbs up the boys who grumble incoherent words.

"And don't the girls look beautiful!" Dipper said looking at their dresses while she herself has a light pink and orange dress showing off her womanly body "I still don't want to go though my feet are killing me!" She complained about her heels "Too bad Pacifica ain't gonna be at the party." She commented.

"Yeah I've spent enough time in my life talking to uptight people at least Pacifica wasn't so bad!"Bill said taking out his wallet to show the kids a teenage Pacifica "She's one of our closest friends , but she ran off to get married AGAIN I Swere she Nevers finds the right type of man."

"Yeah."Dipper sadly nodded then snapped out of it "Okay were here!" She tried to sound enthusiastic but failed as they got out the limo and walked up to the Northwest mansion with the other guests. The doors open to show the inside of the mansion. The Cipher kids walked around leaving Bill, Dipper and Bailey alone with Preston and Priscilla.

"Oh dear look its the rags to riches Pines family." Preston said to his wife who shook Dipper's hand.

"Hello Mason I'm glad so you and your eleven children could accompany your wealthy husband this evening!" Priscilla said snottily making Daipper want to strangle the woman.

"Your children seem well behaved! I guess you took the Pines out of the Cipher."Preston said noting the way the kids are behaving quite well.

"Its been forever since we last saw you two together Bill is your mistress not good enough anymore?" Priscilla said smugly making Bill very visually irritated.

"Mistress?" Dipper questioned looking at Bill who looks horrified "What is she talking about?"

"I never cheated on you!" Bill said looking Dipper right in the eyes "They're just making stuff up!"

"Poo-Poo!"Bailey said throwing her diaper at the Northwest's feet making them scream grossed out.

"That's my girl!" Dipper said patting her head "KIDS!"Dipper yelled catching everyone's attention "Be yourselves!" Dipper and her family smirked as chaos broke free.

"What in name of-" Preston and Priscilla said. Blaine and Braden chased each other in a free run disrupting guests eating, Blake took out his guitar he sneaked past his parents to play loud rock and roll hurting the guests ears, Brian is grossing out guests with his weird poop study, Brooke talks on her phone while Bell comments on clothes making guests mad at the rudeness of both of them, Babs is telling dark poems making the guests freakout, Boston brings in mud and reptiles getting the floors all muddy scaring off guests, Bonnie starts giving random guests makeovers horrifying them, Brett is telling really bad jokes at the expense of other guests,  and Bailey poops up her diaper making everyone noxious.

"Your welcome!" Bill said smiling kissing Dipper deeply and putting the baby on the floor for the smell to travel. 

"Get out!"The Northwest's yelled pointing at the door making Bill and Dipper shrug.

"With pleasure! Come on kids were going home!" Dipper yelled joyfully as she and her family walk outside to the limo and back home.

HOME
The kids all go inside to change into their nightclothes "Thanks Reginald!" Bill said tiping the driver "You can go home!" With that the limo drives away.

"What a night!"Dipper said wrapping her arms around Bill from behind "So... What was that thing you bought for me?" Dipper asked trailing her fingers on Bill's arm.

"Something we use when the kids are asleep." Bill said kissing Dipper and carrying her bridal style to their room. "I love you pinetree." Bill said laying Dipper on the bed towering above her giving sweet kisses all over her skin.

"I love you too." Dipper said giving in and praying no one will interrupt them.