I crossed my arms as Aaron looked down at me, you see, I'm now five years old, blame Lucinda. Aaron has been taking care of me for about a month now, since Lucinda hasn't found a cure yet, or she has and Aaron hasn't given It to me! "I'm hungry! Feed me!" I complained, Aaron sighed shaking his head. "You are so annoying..." He muttered, I growled. "I heard that!" I yelled at him, Aaron looked to be attempting to calm himself down as he walked to the kitchen, I grinned as he was distracted. I wasn't actually hungry, I just wanted a distraction so I could get away from him for a while! I quietly crept to the front door, reaching up, I turned the door handle slowly, and once the door was open just enough, I slipped through, closed It lightly, and ran off!

It was currently 7:30 In the morning, I heard Aaron was sending me to school today! No way I'm going back to school! I met my old friends In elementary school..... We made a group and called ourselves 'The Few', but I also miss my brother and his group of friends, which I was also apart of, we called ourselves the 'SkyArmy' . I wonder what would happen If my brother found me, like, this...?

I was pulled from my thoughts as a pair of hands slipped under my arms and lifted me up, out of fear, I screamed, kicking, and squirming. The person laughed. "Whoa, calm down Aphmau, why are you outside?" Asked a brown haired male with baby blue eyes. "Uh, I ran away from Aaron...?" I replied, my voice tiny as Laurence was holding me. "And why's that?" He asked, I groaned, shivering. "I overheard he was going to send me back to school!" I cried out as I saw Aaron running down the sidewalk towards us. "Ooooh, don't want that, now do we?" Laurence smirked, I giggled as Laurence turned and darted for his house, still holding me. "Laurence!" Aaron yelled, as he ran after us.

Laurence slammed the front door of his house shut and locked It. "Back door!" I screeched, Laurence nodded and ran to lock the back door. Travis, Garroth and Dante walked out of their rooms. "I heard yelling, what happened?" Dante asked, Travis saw me, ran over, picked me up and starting fussing over me. "Aaron tried to send Aph back to school, so she ran away from him." Laughed Laurence as I sat there In Travis' arms, unamused. "How does that even work? She's a registered adult, not child..." Travis spoke from behind me, he stood up and walked over to the couch; me still In his arms, and sat down, placing me on his lap. "Yeah! What's wrong with Aaron's head? Did the Waffle Spies get a hold of him?" I asked, my voice still sounding higher pitched like a child's. "Waffle Spies...?" Garroth asked confused. "Uh-... I mean Squids! Yeah! Squids are evil, disgusting creatures who are trying to take over the world!" I blurted, the boys looked utterly confused, I sighed. "Adults..." I grumbled, crossing my arms as the boys burst out laughing. "Squids? Really, Aph?" Laurence and Dante laughed. "You dare make fun of the SkyArmy!" I yelled, jumping off Travis' lap, uh oh, said too much! "Uh, can I go see Katelyn? I need to do something..." I rambled, Travis sighed and agreed to take me.

I ran up to my room In Katelyn, Kawaii~Chan, and It's house, locking my door I ran to my closet. "Where Is It...." I mumbled, searching through my closet, finding my phone; which I hid for some reason, I sifted through 'contacts'. "Call BudderKing!" I whispered to my phone, It replied with... "Calling ButtKing..." I groaned. "Nooo! That's Max's numberrr! I wanted to call Adam!!" I sighed as the number was dialed, hoping It was still In use by Max. "Hello?" Max's voice came from the other end. "Max! Oh thank god you answered!" I cried out. "Jess? Why does your voice sound... younger?" Max asked.

(Here I'll do this)

M-Max

J-Jess

J: "Long story short, I got turned Into my five year old self by a potion! And I need to talk to Adammm!"

M: "Okay? Adam! jess Is on the phone and wants you!"

(A-Adam)

A: "Jess?"

J: "Oh thank god, Adam! I tried calling you but my stupid phone made me call Max!"

A: °Laughing*

J: "Not funny! Anyways, I got turned Into my five year old self by a potion, and my stupid five year old brain might've made me tell a bit too much about the SkyArmy to my 'new friends'?"

A: "What'd you tell them Jess?"

J: "That squids were evil? And trying to destroy the world? And they started laughing at me so I yelled at them 'You dare make fun of the SkyArmy?!'"

A: *Adam laughing* "Okay, okay, I'm good now, I'm pretty sure they know nothing of our channel, Jess, don't worry, Red! For god sakes! Give me my budder back!"

J:*Laughing* "Still got budder, Mr. BudderKing?"

A: "Yeeep, anyways, Jess, was wondering If you'd like to record a Do Not Laugh? Just don't let your friends find out about the... portal...."

J: "Kay! I'll be there, In a minute!"

A: "Bai"

J: "Baiiiii!"

//End call\\

I hid my phone, backing up from my closet, I tapped my foot fives times In a complicated tune, a blue portal appeared under me, I fell as the portal closed I landed In the 'Do Not Laugh' little dimension. The next thing I know Is I'm being crushed by hugs. "Holy god! Can't breathe guys!" They let go of me, there stood Adam, Max, Jin, Barney and Ross. "I missed you guys!" I giggled, Ross smiled, his squirrel tail flicking behind him. "Agreed, Jess, you contacted us but what about... The Few?" Jin asked, I flinched. "No, I c-can't contact them....." I gulped, Adam nodded and we started a Do Not Laugh....

A/N Welcome to another one of my Slymau books! Hope yo enjoyyyyyyyy