INTRODUCTION
welcome to your doom.

In which I couldn't resist writing this story, and alena dumas couldn't resist asking a complete stranger (sort of) to marry her. apparently, he couldn't resist her, either, because he said "yes." well, not that exactly.

CAST

emma watson as alena dumas, aka the reckless, but intelligent, twin

daniel radcliffe as alaric dumas, aka the awkward, but adorable, twin

ian somerhalder as adrian dumas, aka the oldest, flirtiest brother

jennifer lawrence as claire "ace" jones, aka the incarnate of a bull—strong willed, stubborn, but always there

AKA THE A-SQUAD

margot robbie as may taylor, aka the fairy squad mother

emma roberts as erica simmons, aka the aesthetic tumblr girl
DISCLAIMER
none of the events in this book
are real. any closeness to real life events,
places, people, and whatever
else are completely coincidental.
sebastian stan is dating margarita
leveita (did i spell that right?) and
definitely not emma watson.
this plot does not belong to me,
but was gifted to me by -winchassters
otherwise, enjoy the story!

DEDICATED TO
-patronus , ihadwingsonce , writingwreck , and -winchassters (who gave me this plot haha as mentioned multiple times rip)

  OTHER
[ may be semi-social media, heavy adult language throughout, sensual happenings, crude humor, fantasy violence will occur, emotional turmoil, light and heavy drinking, amongst other things ]