America's POV

"How did they managed to fool and drug us all..." Philippines asked

"I dunno." I said

"Well, how did they got you, America-san?" Japan asked

"Well, I was on my way to Mattie-"

"Who?" Most of them asked at the same time (Well, except for Philippines). Though I could hear a quite sigh from the phone.

"Canadia, my twin brother." I rolled my eyes

"Canada..." Both Philippines and Mattie corrected quitely

"Oh." They said in unison.

"Anyway, I was about to get in the car, but this all-black-whom-I-thought-was-a-ninja-dude came to me and gave me this burger. I accepted it-"

"You accepted something from someone obviously suspicious?" Germany asked

"Yah, but let me finish! Ahem. He dissappeared from my sight and I happily ate it! It was so delicious! But I suddenly felt sleepy and passed out."

"You are an idiot."

"AM NOT!!!" I exclaimed

"I-I was eating pasta and I gave Romano some too. So both of us were drugged..." Italy sobbed, "I was eating happily so I was distracted, Romano did said something about the food being suspicious. I told him that pasta is not suspicious so he ate too. Then my vision became blurry and then my face collided with the pasta..."

"Pfft- your face collided with your pasta?" Someone giggled quitely

"It's ok, Italy." Germany sighed, "They also managed to put something in my potatoes..." he admitted

"Well, I was kinda shocked once the awesomness me was getting sleepy when I took and drank a beer from West's refrigerator!" Prussia yelled

"You stole my beer!?"

"My tomato..." Spain sobbed, "But I didn't regret about eating such a delicious tomato!" He blissfully said, "But I think I dropped it..." he whimpered...

"You bastard! How dare you drop a beautiful tomato!!!" Romano yelled

"I don't know how they also managed to drug my r-ramen..." Japan said

"So we were all drugged...huh..." Philippines quitely said

"America's people spread the video, aru!!! Now our governments drugged us all in order to take us into our bunkers, aru!" China exclaimed

"Videos are originated in Korea, da-ze!!!" Korea yelled

"No it didn't, aru!!!"

"Mon Dieu, how dare they drug such a fine dish! Especially when I am the one who was eating it!" France exclaimed

"My scones!!!" England screamed

"Well, your scones probably poisoned you." France said

"You bloody frog! They were delicious!"

"It probably killed you dude!" I laughed

"I. Am. Not. Dead!" England yelled

"I think we should all think of a plan before the-"

"You could have revived again!" I laughed

"-presidents come in...I'm probably forgotten again..."

"I DID NOT DIE YOU BLOODY GIT!!!"

"HAHAHAHHA!!!"

"Aiyaa!!!" China exclaimed

"What is wrong?" Japan asked

"I can't believe they built such a strong bunker. I already broke 40+ walls yet I am still inside the bunker, aru!!!"

"Well that's unfortunate..."

"This is all your fault, aru! If you won't take me out of here, I will declare WAR TO YOU, ARU!!!"

"Wha- Don't just blame me! The Americans also made the bloody video!!!" England yelled

"HEY!!!" I exclaimed

"This is the worst birthday ever..."

Before I could say anything, the bunker opened and I twist my head behind me.

The president.

"America..." he said, his voice echoed across the room and everything was silent...

"B-Boss..." I did not STUTTER!!!

"America, your boss just entered the room, didn't he?" A nation quitely asked but I couldn't hear it as I slowly pull my phone away from my ear...

"It's not really necessary to drug and lock me up in a bunker, dude!" I exclaimed

"It's your fault for being stupid."

"I'm not stupid!"

"Whatever." The president rolled his eyes as he walks toward me. "There are lots of people that are planning to kill you, so we had to do what is best for you all."

"Uh....like, what? Did they at least thought of something like, I don't know, like if we die, THE LAND ITSELF TOTALLY DIES WITH US!?" Poland yelled through the phone

"Which isn't entirely true, 'cause once we die, we revive after a few days as long as the land is still there. But they could have at least thought of something like whatever Poland just yelled." I said

"But there are also some bloody wankers whose land was supposed to be dissolved but they still stick around anyway."

"HEY!!!"

The president sighed "They probably didn't. But we still aren't going to risk injuries from people..."

"We are countries, they are mere humans. What can they possibly do?" Finland asked, though I can hear Switzerland saying 'just shoot them all to death'

"They can harass, torture, kill you again and again, kidnap-"

"Ok ok ok. We get it, dude." I quickly interrupted

"Good. Then I'll keep you inside as we, presidents, deal with this mess and make a plan for them to just forget and shrug this all off." The president said as he walked out and locked the door.

"But I won't just sit by and let this go on!!!" I yelled

"WHAT!?" Some nations yelled

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M THE HERO AFTER ALL!!!"

"I agree with America-san." Japan nonchalantly said

"I also don't want to just spend years in this bunker, da." Russia said

"I agree with big brother~." Belarus said

"D-Da..." I'm already thinking about commie, shivering.

"I-I also agree with Russia, aru. I want to get out here or else I will declare war once I get out, aru!!!" China exclaimed

"War, originated in Korea, da-ze!!!" Korea said

"It never did!"

"B-But what if-"

"No buts, Italy! I am going straight to everyone's rescue!!!" I yelled as I start to walk towards a wall

"A-Ano ang gagawin mo, Amerika? (W-What are you going to do, America?)" Philippines asked

"Don't worry, Piri! Everything is going to be fine! Hahahah!!!" I laughed as I ripped the wall out of my way with my bare hands as a loud sound of alarm came after.

"N-Nani?" Japan asked nervously

"What is that noise?" Italy asked

"The alarms. America, did you just did something to alarm the securities?" Germany asked in a concerned tone

"AHAHAHAH I SURE DID!" I laughed along the way as agents starts to chase me. They are unable to reach me due to my inhumanly stamina as I continue to run away upstairs.

"You bloody git! You could have at least thought of something that can't alarm the securities, like sneaking out of there!!!" England yelled

"Angleterre, there is no way that Amérique would think of something such as that. It's common sense for him to just rip and boldly go outside." France said clearly

"Ja! Like how you boldly grab everyone's asses and get smacked in return!!!" Prussia laughed

"It is a work of art, mon ami."

"Like hell it is, frog" England scowled

"I am off to Canadia!!!" I enthusiastically yelled

"Who?" Most of them said in unison.

"Canada...." Canada sighed, "I am Canada..." he quitely said

"Yah, BA-BYE, DUDES!!!" I yelled enthusiastically at my exhausted secret agents as I jump out of the window, highest floor. (You may think it as 100th floor, whatever you see fit.) "YEEEHHHAAAWWW!!!!"