Sid and Zalak reached Avu's home followed by Akshit after sometime. It was a normal Sunday for all of them. Avu and Zalak were busy with each other. While Hazel was playing with her all time favourite people. 

Sid: Guys I am going to washroom. You guys continue, I will be back in five minutes

Akshit: Okk

Hazel and Akshit were busy with each other when they heard Sid's scream. They both looked at each other shocked and then ran towards washroom.

Akshit: What the hell is wrong with you?

Sid pointed somewhere with trembling finger while looking away. 

Sid: Bhoot

He said in trembling voice. Akshit and Hazel looked in the direction of his finger and Akshit too got scared and screamed. Suddenly they heard Hazel laughing at them. 

Hazel: Siddoo, Akshit uncle they are not ghosts. They are bhua and Zalak di

Sid: What the fuck?

Hazel: Fuck. Siddoo fuck

She said repeating whatever Sid said with an innocent voice while on the other hand Sid's face got pale and he gulped visibly.

Avu: Siddharth Nigam

She shouted at him. 

Akshit: (mumbling) Aaaj marega ye

Akshit held Zalak's hand.

Akshit: Baby chalo let's complete your puzzle. Bhua ko  Siddoo se kuch important baat karni hai

Hazel: Akshit uncle fuck

She said giggling. Hazel was enjoying her newly learned word while Avu's anger on Sid was increasing. Akshit quickly took Hazel away.

Avu: Sid have you completely lost it or what? Can't you think once before speaking? CAn't you see your surroundings? Such an idiot you are

Sid: Ab ghar mein do log aese bhooto ki tarah ghoom rahe hai to what else do you guys expect from me hnn?

Zalak: Leave Hazel. Pehle tum mujhe batao how dare you call us bhoot hnn?

Sid: Apni shakal sheeshe mein dekhlo khud hi jawaab mil jaayega. Tum log waise hi kisi chudail se kam  nhi ho ye wo jo bhi hai lagane ki kya zaroorat thi?

Avu: Oh hello. This is face mask

Sid: Hnn whatever

Avu: Dekho tum na ye sab chhodo ab agar maine Hazel se kuch aesa waise suna to I am gonna kill you. Mark my words

She said in a really serious tone and anger filled eyes that Sid very well knew he was in trouble for sure. He nodded.

Zalak: Chalo jaoo ab we need to clean this

Sid: Washroom

He spoke in a low voice scared.

Zalak: Kya? Saaf saaf bolna kya chahie?

Sid: Washroom jaana hai

Zalak: Hnn to jaa na. Tujhe kabse permission ki zaroorat padne lagi uske lie?

Sid did his deed and ran to Hazel. As soon as Hazel saw him, she got excited.

Hazel: Siddoo fuck

Akshit pulled his hair in frustration while Sid felt like banging his head in wall.

Sid: Teri bhua mujhe maar degi. Please ye sab nhi bolo

He said joining his hands but as she was going to listen.

Akshit: Sid wo nhi maanegi. Mein usse swamjhane ki kaafi koshish kar chuka hu. Koi faida nhi hai. Uncle ko bold dena teri funeral par khaane mein halwa zaroor banwade. Wo kya hai na mera favourite hai 

Sid: Shut up

He said glaring.

Sid: Hazel baby see it's not good. Aesi baatein nhi karte. Sab log bad baby bolenge aapko. Apne Siddoo ki baat nhi maanoge?

Hazel: But Siddo ne bhi to aese bola to Siddoo bad baby?

Sid looked at Akshit.

Akshit: Hnn baby Siddoo bad boy ban raha tha to Zalak di ne usse daant dia. Ab wo aese nhi bolega dobara. Abhi woo firse good baby ban gya hai

Sid: Abhi aap bhi nhi bolna okay? Warna aapko bhi daant pad jayegi

Hazel forwarded her hand.

Hazel: Chocy?

She said with an innocent face and lips pouted cutely.

Sid sighed.

Sid: Aaj kal ke nache to rishwat lene mein humse bhi aage hai

He said in low voice so it was audible to Akshit.

Akshit: To iss mein galati kis ki thi?

Sid gave up  and gave her a chocolate. She got busy with her chocolate and immediately forgot everything. She was eating with chocolate smudged all over her face. A smile came on both Sid and Akshit's faces. Sid secretly took a few pics of her. Then they quickly cleaned her so Avu won't know. 

After lunch, Hazel was sleeping while others were sitting in living room. Zalak and Avu ere pulling Sid and Akshit's leg while they were sulking.

Zalak: Wo bachi tum dono se zyada samajhdar hai aur tum dono aese chilla rahe the. Seriously guys

Avu: Actually di. Mujhe to inka mental age Hazel se bhi kam lagta hai. Abhi bhi bacho jaise behave karte rehte hai. Gadhe kahike

Then suddenly something strike in Zalak's mind.

Zalak: Aur nhi to kya Avi? Siddoo mom tere lie ladkia dekh rahi hai. Teri shaadi ki tyaaria kar rahi hai. Aur tu hai ki abhi bhi bacha hi bana firta hai. You know what teri khud ki umar bache sambhalne ki ho gyi hai. Aur Avu kal to ye date par bhi gya tha na

Avu: What?

Zalak: Date. Sid tune batay nhi isse? Mujhe laga ladki ki pic bhi send kar di hogi

She said innocently. 

Sid: Chhodo na ye sab di aap kya bole jaa rahe ho?

Zalak shrugged but her deed was done. Avu was looking really disturbed with the information and Zalak mentally smirked feeling proud of herself. 

To be continued

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