(unpublished the last chapter because when I'm tired I tend to say things that I don't mean to say... And then immediately afterwards it blows up in my face. Oh the struggles of a night ranter. Anyways, about that, I was trying to say that I had a brief summary of a description but I wasn't focusing on it but I got either lost in my thoughts, my words, or both so I said things I disagree with now. I'm a living contradiction, I know. Please don't mention it to me though, I already regret it more than I probably should. Anyways, have a few more stupid things I've said)

"Hey guys, we're making an immortality potion because those are obviously bright red."

"It's finished... *dumps the cup in the sink* Now it's gone."

"A human that's burning alive smells like hamburgers cooking, according to my friend."

"I've always wanted to know what Chance Villonbé tastes like."
I'm sorry. That pun is awful.

"He- I mean she looks like a child rapist in this picture."

"White hair immunity. The thought that no white haired characters can die."

"Have my totally original OC, Vance Chillon."

"If I have/adopt a child, I'm naming them Vivienne."

"and when someone addresses you directly, just call them 'lowly scum and scoff like a snob."

"This is my OC, Alter. He can rip holes in space time. He's basically the figurehead of a "country". A lot of normal people love him for that (though he's a douche...)
He always wears a trenchcoat, too. Crap- that made it seem like he's a Mary sue."

"I'm a walking parody."