Me: *something about how we had choir pictures today and how I almost cried*

Friend: There are a lot of people in there that don't sound good... at all.

Me: Like who?

Friend:  <let's just call this person Yumemi for the sake of this conversation>

Me: I haD HER IN MY CHOIR LAST YEAR. SHE STILL SUCKS AT SINGING?!?

Friend: YEP.

Me: What does Yumemi sound like this year? Describe it to me.

Other Friend: *mangled voice* AH BRAINFREEZE.

Friend: *points to my other friend* Like that.

Me: Hah, she sounded like that last year too.

Other friend:  Wait, what. What are you guys talking about? 

Me: We were using you as an example of how Yumemi sounds.

Other friend: Well if she sounds like that, I don't think I want to hear her sing.

Friend: Yeah, you don't. How she got in touring choir will always be a mystery. 

Me: How I didn't get in will also be a mystery. 

Friend:Maybe he switched the papers XD

By the way, I hate to say it, but the person who I called Yumemi in this, really does sound awful. That's not an exaggeration.