[The episode begins in an area filled with bones where Finn and Jake are playing.]

Finn: Hahahaha! Here I go!

Jake: Yeah!

Finn: [Sliding down skeleton] Whoo-hoo!!

[Finn hits the ground, and he, Jake, and many bones are propelled into the air. Marcy watches them discreetly with Y/n next to her.]

Marcy: Hmm...

Y/n: What are you thinking Marcy?

Marcy: I'm thinking I wanna prank those two. Do you still have the Butler outfit?

Y/n: [smirks] Do I still have the Butler outfit?

[Y/n snaps his fingers as his outfit changes into that of a butler]

Y/n: Of course I still have the butler outfit.

[Marcy looks at Y/n and blushes]

Marcy: God I forgot how hot you are in that outfit.

[Y/n then puts a finger on her lips]

Y/n: My lady, there is no time for games right now, there is pranking that must be done.

Marcy: Y-Yeah, but later we have our fun?

Y/n: Of course, my lady~

[Finn and Jake land.]

Finn: Awesome! [He and Jake laugh. Suddenly, crying is heard.] Someone needs our help!

[Finn runs to the source of the crying. Jake spits out a bone and follows. They find Marceline talking to an old man. Y/n is next to Marcy in his Butler outfit with his hands behind his back.]

Marcy: [To her henchman] What is it about "henchman for life" that you don't understand?

Y/n: It is not a hard concept to understand. I'm disappointed.

Old Man Henchman: Oh, come on!

Finn: [Whispering to Jake] Dude! It's Marceline the Vampire Queen! And Y/n is with her in some kind of Butler outfit.

[Jake screams and cowers in fear.]

Old Man Henchman: Can't you find the compassion to release this poor old body?

Y/n: No, you know the saying.

Marcy: "Henchman for life" means, "henchman for life!!"

Finn: [Whispering to Jake] You still petrified of vampires?

[Jake's head has sunk into his body.]

Jake: [Prevaricating] No... I'm not...

Marcy: [To old man] Fall on the ground for me!

Old Man Henchman: Yes, Mistress. [He does so.]

Y/n: I believe My lady wants you to cry for her next.

Marcy: My faithful butler is correct.

Old Man Henchman: Okay. I don't want to cry, but I shall cry for you. [He begins weeping.]

Finn: [Running from behind bushes] Hey! Cut that out!

Marceline: Oh! If it isn't my favorite little goodie-two-shoes Finn!

Y/n: Oh hello Young Mister Finn a pleasure.

Finn: Y/n? What are you doing?

Y/n: I'm afraid I don't understand. 

Finn: Why are you dressed like a butler?

Y/n: Because I've always been Lady Marcy's faithful butler.

Marcy: He's correct.

Finn: Stop making this poor old dude cry and let Y/n go of your spell!

Marcy: No I won't let my spell on Y/n go. For my henchman, I can make him do whatever I want. Watch. Henchman, amuse me.

[The old man balances himself on his cane.]

Finn: Stop it!

Marcy: Now hop around in a circle.

[The old man hops around on his cane. The tip breaks and he falls down.]

Finn: Oh, no. Don't worry, sir. I'll see to it you get set free.

Marceline: Oh, and how're ya gonna pull that off, hero?

Y/n: I am most intrigued to see how you plan to do it as well.

Finn: I'll do what I need to. I'll even take his place!

Jake: Dude, what?!

Y/n: Oh? Quite an interesting proposal. What do you say My Lady?

Marcy: Do you mean it?

Finn: Uh... well... [He looks at the old man who is groaning tiredly.] Heck yeah!

Marcy: Deal! Old henchman, you're free.

Y/n: Farewell.

Old Man Henchman: Whoo-hoo! [Leaps off happily]

Jake: What're you doing, man?

Marcy: Hey, Jake.... BLEH!! [She makes a horrific face.]

Jake: EEH! [Grabs onto Finn]

Y/n: Ah hello Mister Jake. A pleasure

Jake: Y/n! Snap out of her spell!

Y/n: There is no spell, never was and never will be. I'm simply a butler.

Finn: I couldn't watch that old man suffer, Jake and we gotta knock Y/n out of his spell. My code of honor wouldn't allow it.

Marcy: [Laughs] [Mocking Finn] "Oh, my code of honor wouldn't allow it." [Cackles]

Y/n: [chuckles] Quite humorous indeed My Lady.

Jake: Rrrr... HEY!

Marcy: Yes, Jake? [Transforms into a werewolf creature] What would you like to talk about?!

Y/n: [eyes glowing red] Yes please inform Lady Marcy what it is you would like to speak with her about.

Jake: AAAH! [Runs to Finn's side] I wanna help you outta this, man, but... she scares the filling out of my doughnut and Y/n is terrifying right now. Let's just leave and think of another way to save Y/n.

Finn: I can't. As a hero, I'm bound by my [Taken by Marceline into the air] WOOOOORD!!

Jake: FINN! [Marcy and Y/n cackle as they fly into the air.] Don't worry, dude! I'll figure something out!!

[Scene transition; Y/n, Marcy, and Finn are flying through the air.]

Marcy: You're lucky, Finn. Your first job as henchman is to help me feed.

Y/n: Ah for once it shall not be me who is feasted upon. I couldn't walk for 2 days last time.

Marcy: Is that complaining Y/n?

Y/n: [chuckles] Not at all My Lady, a small joke.

Finn: [Gasps; to himself] Feed?! What does she mean? L-Like, like, oats? Like, sentient beings, or oats?! It doesn't matter! I can handle it!

[They arrive at a house that has music playing and a person singing.]

Marcy: Sounds like dinner. Finn, open the door. [Finn walks up to the door and strains himself.] OPEN IT ALREADY!

Finn: No way, Marceline! I'm not gonna open this door if innocent people will be hurt!

Y/n: Aren't you bound by your word to do as she says, hero?

Finn: I... [Sighs] Yes... [Turns and walks towards door]

[Inside, the man is still playing. The door is opened and the draft blows the candles out.]

Eberhardt: Huh?

Finn: Sorry about this.

Eberhardt: [Scared] Haah!

Marcy: Hold him down! [Finn groans. Y/n, Marceline, and Finn enter and close the door behind them. Jake appears and comes to the window.] 

Y/n: Are you enjoying this, Young Mister Finn?

Finn: No!

[Marcy and Y/n laugh.]

Jake: [To himself] Rrr... Don't you worry, Finn. I'll get you outta there and break Bro's spell. I've got a perfect plan! [Marcy laughs. She notices Jake through the window and hisses at him, turning into a lizard creature.] AAH! [Running from window] I'm not running away, Finn, Bro! This is just part of my plan!!

Eberhardt: Please, human boy! Let me go!

Finn: I'm sorry, sir. I'm bound by my code of honor to do what she says.

Eberhardt: I understand, son. I was married myself once. [A single tear drops from his right eye.]

Finn: Wait, wait! I'm not married to—

Y/n: Technically because of that ritual I'm married to her.

Marcy: [blushing] Y/n!

Y/n: My apologies my lady.

Marcy: [Frustrated] Ugh! Enough talking! Dinner is served!

Finn: No! [Pulls Eberhardt away before Marcy could bite him; Marceline attacks again.] No! [Pulls him away again]

Marceline: How dare you, henchman?! I order you to let me feed! Y/n!

Y/n: Of course my lady.

[Y/n blasts Finn's arms with a red/orange beam, making them fall to his side and become immobile. Marcy laughs, hisses and bites Eberhardt. Eberhardt screams.]

Finn: NOOOOO!!!

[Marcy is revealed to have only been sucking Eberhardt's crimson bow tie.]

Marcy: Mmm. That red bow tie was delicious!

Finn: [Grunts] Huh? [Arms regain movement]

Marcy: What's wrong, Finn?

Finn: I... I thought you were—

Eberhardt: Oh, my! A white tie! Thank you so much! This is so beautiful! [Passes out]

Finn: B-but...

Y/n: Didn't she not tell you when you first met that the only blood she drinks is mine and that she really only eats the color red if I'm not around?

Finn: Oh... Yeah... Okay...

[Scene transition; they are flying through the air again.]

Marcy: We've got plenty more evil to do! [Laughs]

Y/n: Oh how wonderful! [chuckles]

Finn: [Thinking] Man... What's wrong with this girl? I can't tell if she's messin' with me, or... or what. I'm starting to think Bro is messing with me too.

Marcy: Hey, Finn. You thinkin' about how that guy's bow tie sorta looked like a bra?

Finn: Huh? No!

Y/n: Now that I think about it. It kinda did.

[The three arrive at a graveyard.]

Marcy: I know this place seems a little dead, but don't worry. It'll soon be undead. [Finn whimpers.] Corpses buries in mud that's black, from death I command you to come back! [The dead bodies rise out of the ground. ("Eeehhh... What's happening? Eh...")] Hahaha! Are you ready to lead an evil army of the undead?!

Y/n: Oh how wonderful. This will be the third time I've helped lead an Undead Army.

Finn: Uhh, NEVER! [A skeleton grabs Finn's rear end.] Okay! I'll do it!

[Marcy and Y/n laugh. Jake appears in the bushes.]

Jake: [To himself] Don't worry, dude. I'm comin' to help you. YAAAAH!! [Charges out of bushes with a stake towards Marceline]

Marcy: Huh? What's that noise?

[Marcy turns around. As she does, Jake shrinks down and retreats.]

Y/n: The sound of a chicken perhaps My lady?

Marcy: Perhaps indeed.

Jake: [To himself] Sorry, Finn, Bro.

[The scene shifts to the Duchy of Nuts where Y/n, Finn, and Marcy are walking towards the Duke of Nuts' castle with an undead army following behind them.]

Marcy: Excited to hear the wild screams of an entire castle?

Y/n: I can already imagine it in my head Lady Marcy.

Finn: [Faking] Haha, aw, yeah, that sounds bombastic, honey! Hey, I'm gonna run up ahead and scout it out for you, sugar! [Runs hurriedly]

Marcy: Hahaha!

Y/n: Oh this is so much fun. You think he's catching on?

Marcy: Maybe, but I'm having so much fun I don't really care. This is nice getting to spend time with you again.

Y/n: Yeah, I missed you.

Marcy: [pecks him on the lips] I missed you too.

Y/n: [chuckles and pecks her on the lips back] Now shall we continue our night of pranking?

Marcy: Of course.

[Finn knocks on the door. Lisby answers.]

Lisby: Yeeees? Duke and Duchess of Nuts' residence!

Finn: My boss and her butler are gonna sack your castle!

Lisby: Oh! Well, that's certainly bad news for us!

Duke of Nuts: Lisby! Who's at the door?

Lisby: Someone who wishes to sack the nut castle!

Duke of Nuts: Why would you want to sack my nut castle on my second son's first birthday?! SEIZE HIM!

Finn: No! [The army draws closer.] Listen! You hear that?! My master and her butler are marching here with her army of the undead!

Duke of Nuts: Oh! How wonderful!

Finn: Listen to me!! [The army arrives.] EVERYBODY!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Marcy: Hahaha! [She flies into the palace.] I wrote this next song about a fisherman. [She sings the Fisherman Song.]

https://youtu.be/mvWmVKyOKfQ

Finn: Don't do this, Marceline! Y/n! I beg you!

Y/n: I'm quite confused on what you mean?

Marcy: Don't do what?

Duke of Nuts: You're late, Marceline! My son has been dying to hear your undead music!

Y/n: Our apologies, we got sidetracked.

Finn: Wha?!

Lisby: Oh, I forgot! Marceline is playing tonight!

[Marcy plays her bass and Y/n accompanies it with his own guitar. Everyone starts partying.]

Finn: Okay... So, she makes things seem bad, a-and then... or-or her personality makes them seem bad, or... [Sighs] I'm over-reacting.

Lisby: Hey!

Finn: Huh?

Lisby: Why are you thinking so hard?! Just party hard! Whoo!

Finn: Alright! Whoo-hoo! Hahahaha!

Marcy: Hey, castle-crasher!

Finn: Hey, Marceline!

Marcy: You like cute things, right?

Finn: Uh, yeah, sure. Why?

Y/n: Then you might love this. The cutest dimple plant ever!

Finn: Whoa-ho-ho! That's cool!

Marcy: Here, eat some of its fruit. See what happens.

Finn: [He does so. Finn gains a dimple.] Hahaha! A dimple!

Marcy: Okay, henchman, now... I need you to do something.

Finn: What is it?

Marcy: I want you to take this dimple plant outside, and kill it!

Finn: What?!

Y/n: Did she stutter?

Marcy: [Pulling it out] Use my ax bass.

Finn: I'm gonna murder you. I'm not entirely sure why. I'm sure this will end happy... [Finn lifts up the ax and hesitates. He throws down the guitar.] AAH! I don't get it! There's always a twist to the stuff Marceline makes me do, but where's the twist in bumping off this bush?!

Marcy: [Entering] There is no twist. Kill it now!

Finn: But wh—

[The plant turns into a monster.]

Marcy: You should've hacked it to pieces when it was still adorable...

Y/n: And now it's a big problem.

Finn: I-I thought— [The monster attacks Finn, but he evades the attack. He rolls, jumps towards the dimple plant monster and cuts one of its limbs. It sprays juice which Finn accidentally catches in his mouth. It makes him gain dozens of dimples. He spits the juice out.] Sick!!

[The monster grabs Finn and eats him.]

Marcy: Oh, boy... N/n?

Y/n: Of course.

[Y/n pulls out some red/orange wire from his gloves and maneuvers them with incredible skill to kill the monster and helps Finn out.]

Marcy: [to Finn] Not bad... for a henchman.

Finn: [Smiling] Hmm...

[The scene shifts to the next morning. Y/n, Finn, and Marcy are in a strawberry patch.]

Finn: Hey. Can't the sun, like, destroy you?

Marcy: Yeah, it hurts, but I kinda like it. Reminds me of when I'd scrape my knees up as a kid, and my mom would patch me up... you know what I'm sayin'?

Finn: Uh... Jake told me I came out of a cabbage.

Y/n: Huh. I was born from magic because I had two moms. Took several people to come up with the spell. One of the ladies had eldritch powers.

[They all laugh.]

Y/n: Hey, Finn, I need you to strangle some pixies.

Finn: Yeah, sure. That sounds good.

Marcy: Whoa, why are you being so casual about that? Strangling pixies is some hardcore evil.

Finn: I'm not fallin' for your junk anymore, lady! You just like sayin' poop that jacks with my brain! Also I know Bro isn't under any spell and he was in on it.

Marcye: [Breaking] What are you talking about? I... [Laughs] Dang, man, I didn't think you'd ever catch on!

[Y/n snaps his fingers and changes back into his normal outfit]

Y/n: Finally, bout time you caught on.

Finn: [Laughs] I knew it! Hey... what about your old henchman? Who was that guy?

Marcy: Oh, just an old diving buddy. [Jake emerges from the bushes.] [Jokingly] So, you ready to go strangle some pixies?

Finn: Yeah, man! I mean, wo-man.

Jake: [To himself] Oh, no! My buddy is totally under her vampire spell like Y/n! [Yelling out] Die, unholy thing! [Throws garlic at her]

Finn: Jake?

Y/n: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

Marcy: [The garlic hits her.] Ow! [She drops her umbrella and hisses loudly as she stares at the sun. She moans as she falls on the ground and withers.]

Finn: Marceline!

Y/n: BABE!

Jake: I'm stakin' that vampire and settin' you two free, no matter how terrified I am!

Finn: She's alright, man!

Y/n: YOU BASICALLY JUST TRIED TO MURDER MY RITUAL WIFE!

Jake: She's still controlling your minds with evil! Now, back off and let me vanquish her from existence!

Finn: I can't let you do that, Jake!

Y/n: I can't either.

Jake: [Sighs deeply] I love you, brothers. YAAAH! [Attacks Finn and Y/n, forcing them to the ground]

Finn: Jake, listen! Marceline is not how she seems! She's a radical dame who likes to play games!

Y/n: She's really cool to hang out with! She just likes to prank people!

Jake: What are you even talkin' about, dude?!

[Marceline crawls under the umbrella.]

Finn: Oh, man! [Kicks Jake off his person]

[As Finn runs towards the umbrella, Jake smacks him away. Y/n attempts to stop him but Jake dodges]

Jake: MARCELINE! [Jake stakes the umbrella. As he lifts it, there's nothing but smoke and wailing is heard.] Where is she?!

Finn: [Faking] I-I'm free! Jake! You faced your fear and saved me!

Y/n: Bro... YOU JUST KILLED MY WIFE! GET OUT OF HERE!

Jake: Yeah sure whatever, your spell just might take a little while longer to wear off. I'm sure you'll be fine later. [singing] I saved my bros from a scum-sucking vampire!! [Runs away and laughs triumphantly.]

[Y/n holds up the umbrella. Marceline (as a bat) comes out of Y/n's hood.]

Y/n: [thinking] Dear God, thank god I helped Marcy get stronger against Garlic and the Sun. Still gonna need to explain things to Jake later] You okay babe?

Marcy: Yeah I'm fine. Am I cool to come out?

Finn: Yeah!

Marcy: N/n! Finn! I owe you two big-time! Changing into a bat and hiding in N/n's hood was genius!

Finn: That's what henchmen are for.

Y/n: Same with loyal butlers.

Marcy: Oh, uh, that reminds me. You're fired from your henchman-ship. It's no fun when I can't trick you.

Finn: We're still on for pixie-strangling tomorrow, though, right?

Marcy: [Flying away with the umbrella] Definitely.

Y/n: Later Finn, I'm gonna go think of how to apologize to Jake for yelling at him. See ya tommarow..

Finn: Later bro.

[Y/n flies off and flies next to Marcy]]

Marcy: So, Wife Huh?

Y/n: Yeah, I mean you remember that Ritual. Me, You, and Bonnie did right?

Marcy: Yeah before... the incident. Tell me, do you think things between me and her will ever mend?

Y/n: In time Marcy. I'm gonna try my hardest to repair everything back to the way it was.

Marcy: I'm sure you'll figure it out.

[She then smirks]

Marcy: So you wanna come over to your wife's place and have some fun~

Y/n: Your Husband would love to~

[The episode ends.]