chapter xvii.

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Evie🥺
Tommy boy
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Evie🥺
You left me hanging
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Evie🥺
for a whole 21 hours
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Evie🥺
How dare you >:(
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I'm sorry :( I meant to reply but I forgot
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Evie🥺
You hurt my feelings >:((
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my deepest apologies sir Evie
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Evie🥺
SiR eViE
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Evie🥺
UHH TOM
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Evie🥺
LAST I CHECKED I WASNT A MAN
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Evie🥺
then again you can never be too sure brb
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Evie🥺
Yup
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Evie🥺
No penis in sight
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are you
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are you okay
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Evie🥺
I'm fantastic actually why
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You just checked if you had a dick
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Evie🥺
You said to
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I—
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BITCH
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WHERE
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Evie🥺
okay first of all rUDE
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Evie🥺
i am not A bitch
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Evie🥺
i am THE bitch
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Evie🥺
Second of all
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Evie🥺
You called me sir
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Evie🥺
therefore you challenged me to see if I had a penis or testicles
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WHA—
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Evie
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sweetie
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baby
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darling
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THAT IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY THE SAME THING
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Evie🥺
yes it is you're just mean
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Evie🥺

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GODDAMMIT NOT AGAIN
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