chapter vi.

Tom the stranger
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Evie
are you ready for 20 questions?
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Tom the stranger
sure
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Evie
alright kewl
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Evie
favorite food?
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Tom the stranger
everything. Yours?
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Evie
any type deep fried potato
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Evie
favorite color?
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Tom the stranger
Blue
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Evie
mines red
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Evie
favorite hobby?
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Tom the stranger
Playing golf, even though I'm rubbish at it
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Evie
Ooo
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Tom the stranger
hbu?
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Evie
I like drawing, painting, sewing and cooking
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Evie
oh and eating
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Evie
how tall are you?
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Tom the stranger
5'8"
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Evie
5'6"
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Evie
what's a skill of yours that you find fun? If that makes sense
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Tom the stranger
I'm pretty good at gymnastics
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Evie
Oop can't relate
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Tom the stranger
lmao
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Evie
favorite animal?
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Tom the stranger
My dog
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Evie
omg you have a dog??
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Evie
I like cats and one day I shall have a million of them because they're godtier
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Evie
what's your dog's name?
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Tom the stranger
Im not telling you
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Evie
whattttt why?
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Tom the stranger
because it would dEfEaT tHe pUrpOsE oF sTrAngErS
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Evie
fair enough
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Evie
shit I've only asked 8 questions wtf that felt like a billion
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Evie
if you had to choose one Disney movie to watch for the rest of your life, what would it be?
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Tom the stranger
Tarzan
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Evie:
you uncultured swine
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Evie
the lion king is where it's at
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Tom the stranger
you're so kind to me
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Evie
I try
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Tom the stranger
pfft
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Evie
how do you feel about the LGBTQ+ community?
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Tom the stranger
I support it. Love is love, why should it matter who we wanna be with?
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Evie
I'm very relieved to hear that because I didn't feel like stalking and finding and killing anyone today
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Tom the stranger
oh uh
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Evie
next question
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Evie
who's your celebrity crush?
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Tom the stranger
When I was younger, it was Zendaya
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Tom the stranger
what about you ?
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Evie
I have multiple
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Tom the stranger
I have time
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Evie
you're gonna regret that but okay
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Tom the stranger
Jesus you're typing a lot
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Evie
Ashton Irwin, Luke Hemmings, Calum Hood, Michael Clifford, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, Tom Holland, Ian Somerhalder, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Misha Collins, Hugh Jackman, Andrew Lincoln, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Paul Wesley, Lily Collins, Robert Downey Jr, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Chris Evans because 🥵, Mark Ruffalo, Jeremy Renner, Chris Pratt, And that's all I can think off of the top of my head
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Tom the stranger
oh Jesus Christ
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Tom the stranger
Lily Collins?
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Evie
fuck yeah
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Evie
I'd go gay for her faster than you can say underoos because hOLY SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
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Tom the stranger
yeah, she is pretty
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Evie
PRETTY? NO NO NO
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Evie
LILY JANE COLLINS IS A FUCKING GODDESS AND I AM GOING TO MARRY HER ONE DAY
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Evie

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Evie
THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE? YEAH SHES ABOUT TO BE MY WIFE
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Evie
EVIE MARIE COLLINS
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Tom the stranger
you were right
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Evie
about what? I'm right about a lot of things you gotta be specific
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Tom the stranger
I regret asking you about your celebrity crushes
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Evie
ahh, yes I knew you would
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