Me:*groans and sits by a table with basically guys at lunch*

Dude:*takes my cookie*I'm takin your cookie

Me:-.- bruh gimme my dAMN COOKIE*reaches over the table to slap the shit outta him*

Dude:😏 I bet you do want your cookie back

Me:nah, I'd rather have a cucumber, there long, hard and have cum in them

Dude:aw now, you wrong for that -.-

Dude #2:O.O SHE JUST SAID THEY HAVE TO BE LONG AND HARD XD XD

Girl:....*looks at me like this is what I usually do(mostly it is)*you are so dirty -.-

Me:but really id rather have a cookie*shrugs*(not in a dirty way...that time)

Dude:I'd watch you and a girl do it tho

Me:O.O....lemme get this straight...you would watch me have sex with another girl?....

Dude:yea*gets a guys attention*aye Tyree would you watch two girls have sex?

Dude #3:why not?

Me:....that like me watching you two have butt sex*points to guys two and one*

Dudes #1&2:...*looks at each other*....EWWW NEVER NO!

Me:XD XD XD

Noe please keep in mind there are other people around attempting to consume the jail food we say at school....I gave no fucks...XD