NEWT'S IS THE CUTEST THING THAT I'VE EVER WRITTEN.

Summary: Instances involving your boyfriend where laughter is involved.

QOTP: What's your favorite dad joke?

Word Count: 1398

Draco -
You and Draco had agreed to meet near the lake after class, and when he arrives, he finds you dying laughing.

"Y/N? Is that- What are you laughing at?" he asks, chuckling. You just look over at him, tears in your eyes. No sound is coming out of your mouth, and you can't answer him.

Eventually, you calm down enough to answer. "Y/F- Y/F/N said that in first year you looked like-like Dracula."

"What?" he asks, slightly amused.

You start laughing again, but explain. "And-And then I called you Dracola and I couldn't stop laughing."

He wants to be offended but he can't.

"You are such a dork," he says.

You laugh harder. "Dorkula."

"It's not even that funny."

"But you in first year was!"

"We don't talk about first year."

Fred -
George told you a joke that morning and you haven't been able to stop laughing since. And, while Fred thought your laugh was adorable, he was getting a bit jealous.

"What's wrong?" you ask after noticing a slight pout on his face. He shrugs and looks down. You try to figure out what it is he's so upset about, then realize.

"Are you upset about that joke?" you ask. You couldn't imagine why, besides the fact that you've been laughing all day. It wasn't about Fred.

He shrugs again and you know you've guessed right.

"Why in the world are you upset about that?" you ask.

Fred hesitates. "You've never found any of my jokes that funny."

"Of course I have!"

"You've been laughing all day!"

"So? Your jokes aren't why I'm with you, Fred. And if you're so upset about it, how about you think of a funnier one instead of moping."

He smiles and gives you a quick kiss. "Will do."

George -
You told a joke this morning that made Fred and George laugh, and you have never been prouder.

"It was just a joke," George says, smiling at your excited expression.

You shake your head, "I made the ultimate jokesters laugh! That's, like, the highest accomplishment!"

"Love, you have better things to be proud of. For instance, your grades. You're one of the best Chasers on the Quidditch team. You once sassed Snape and didn't get detention."

"Yeah, but I made you laugh!"

He laughs again at how proud you are of yourself.

"I did it again! I'm hilarious."

"You sure are, love."

Harry -
You just had a petty argument about that chicken or the egg thing and you ultimately won, of course.

He's a bit grumpy now, so you decide to cheer him up and lean in for a kiss.

But you're mean, so you turn away right before your lips meet his. He looks disappointed. You start laughing at him.

"That was mean," he says as you continue to laugh.

You shake your head, "You're ridiculous."

And then, you kiss him for real this time.

Neville -
Neville's trying to teach you about Herbology, considering that's your worst subject.

You're harvesting mandrake roots, and you're trying to pull one up and you can't seem to get it.

"Neville," you say.

He turns to you and walks over. "What's wrong?"

"I can't pull this up."

He stands behind you and does that cute mini golf thing where he puts his hand over yours... except you're pulling up plants and not playing mini golf...

Do wizards even have mini golf?

Anyway, you both start to pull it up, then suddenly, you succeed.

And you're thrown backwards onto the floor. You land on top of Neville, though on your back so you can't see him.

"Are you okay?" you ask.

"Yeah."

And then you just burst out laughing, and you don't stop until Professor Sprout walks in and finds you on the floor, the mandrake still in Neville's hand.

Ron -
You're visiting the Weasley's for Christmas. At the moment, you're sitting in Ron's room, waiting for him to come back from the bathroom.

And then you hear a shriek.

You run to the bathroom to find Ron cowering in the corner.

"What's wrong?!" you ask frantically.

He's shaking. "Sp-Spider."

You look to where he's pointing, expecting to see a tarantula or something.

It's no bigger than a thumbtack. Probably smaller, actually.

Unable to control yourself, you burst out laughing. Ron gets all pouty in the corner. "It's not funny! Just kill it!"

"Ron, it's harmless."

"Just kill it!"

You take a piece of toilet paper and smush the spider. "There. Better?"

"... Yes."

You laugh again, then kiss his cheek. "You're adorable."

Young James -
Sirius dumped pudding down James' pants because James tripped him last night.

That's it.

That's all that happened.

But it has you hysterical.

"It's not funny!" James shouts. Remus is desperately trying to hide his laugh, Sirius is on the ground, rolling, Peter ran to get James new underwear while chuckling, and you're right there, dying next to Sirius.

James looks at you disappointedly. "You're supposed to defend me!"

"B-But it's funny! The way you shouted! 'Sirius! Sirius, no! Sirius, I swear to Merlin's left buttock, I will kill you!'"

Sirius starts laughing harder. James looks to Remus, whose face is as red as a tomato.

Peter comes back with underwear. James takes it out of his hands. "You all suck."

Young Newt -
Newt's just invited you into his case of creatures, and you love it. You've been helping him with the animals all day - he's been telling you how to take care of them, cool facts about them.

The whole time, all he could do was look at you with love in his eyes. His two favorite things in the world... it's almost too much for him.

Later on, he's taking care of an animal you forgot the name of and you hear him talking to it. Then, you burst out laughing.

He jumps and turns, then chuckles because you're laughing so hard you can barely breathe.

"What's so funny?" he asks.

It takes you a good five minutes to be able to reply. "Mummy?! You-You call yourself 'Mummy' to them?!"

"Well, when you put it like that..."

"That's the most ridiculously adorable thing I have ever heard."

He blushes. "Well, I mean..."

You kiss him, and he's so shocked at first, he can't do anything. When he can finally react, you start to pull away, so he pulls you back.

Finally, he pulls away. You laugh again. "You're cute, Scamander."

Young Remus -
Remus is coming back from the infirmary after his monthly [yes, I did], and when he walks into the common room, he finds you laughing hysterically on the couch.

It warms his heart, to see you smile. Even after what he's just been through, how much pain he's in right now, he still smiles.

"What's so funny?" he asks, sitting next to you.

You set down the book you were reading in your lap. "This book my mom/dad/other sent me from home. It's hilarious!"

He just smiles wider at the bright look in your eyes, and then says, "I love you." You seem a bit shocked that he's just said that, considering how abrupt it was.

"I love you, too, Remus."

Young Sirius -
Ah, Sirius Black. "Bad boy" extraordinaire. Well, at least everyone seems to think so. He was a player, one of the class clowns.

Then, he met you. Now only the second one is true.

But he still acts the same (with less flirting, of course). Everyone still sees him as the "bad boy" and places bets as to when you'll break up.

Yeah.

Probably never.

One day, he walks into the dining hall and sees you laughing hysterically with your friends. He immediately melts and goes to see what you're laughing about.

"What's the fuss over here?" he asks, unable to refrain from making "heart eyes" at you. You look up at him, still laughing.

"I-I told Y/F/N about when James tripped you yesterday and-and Remus shouting 'The empire has fallen!' and-and now I can't stop laughing about it."

He blushes, remembering the moment, but starts laughing as well.

He also makes a note to put pudding in James' pants later.