Summary: You find out Spencer likes you, so you use pick-up lines on him.

QOTP: What's your favorite Spencer Reid quote?

Word Count: 888

You're the newest member of the team, but it didn't take long for you to get comfortable with everybody.

Hotch is your boss, but your stupid puns cause him to crack a smile sometimes. Rossi is like a fun, slightly irresponsible uncle. Garcia is your best friend. Morgan is like your older brother; when you're not annoying each other, you're annoying everyone else. Prentiss is someone you can always talk to. And JJ is like a sister.

But Reid.

Oh, Spencer Reid.

He likes you. Head over heels the second you walked in the door. You have to admit, he's cute. And definitely fun to tease...

////

One day you don't have a case. You're all just catching up on paperwork, so it's a slow day.

You get up to grab yourself a coffee, noticing Spencer and Rossi had the same idea.

"You like her," Rossi says, causing you to stop.

Spencer scoffs. "No, I don't. We're just friends. That's all." Rossi looks at him pointedly for a while, but Spencer doesn't relent.

"You have to tell her," he finally says.

Spencer laughs. "Yeah, because Y/N is definitely going to like me back and this isn't going to ruin our friendship at all. Besides, we aren't allowed to have relations with other people on the team."

"Spencer, I am the reason that rule exists."

"Still not a good idea."

As Rossi heads back to his desk, he winks at you.

And that, ladies and gents, is when the pick-up lines begin.

////

"Hey, Spencarooni," you say, sitting on his desk.

He jumps a bit at your sudden appearance. "Oh, uh...hey."

Morgan looks up from his computer, a small smirk on his lips. Prentiss looks over at him, both of them totally aware that Spencer likes you.

"I see that you're done with your paperwork," you comment.

"Nearly, yes," he replies.

You nod. "Cool, cool... Hey, I've got a question."

"Yeah?"

"Are you a drug dealer?"

"What? No."

"Because you're dope."

"Wha- oh, I get it. Uh... thanks."

////

As Spencer is helping out Prentiss with her heaps of paperwork, you walk over again.

"Hey, Reid-o, did you die recently?"

"No...?"

"Because you look like an angel."

With that, you walk away, leaving him blushing and smiling down at his desk.

////

Later, he's getting a refill on his coffee. You quickly scuttle over, a good line in mind.

"Hey, Spencnerd."

"Um... hi?"

"So, I heard you're good at algebra."

"Yes...?"

"Can you replace my x without asking y?"

"I wasn't aware you ever had an ex."

Internally laughing but outwardly offended by his unintentional roast, you grab his coffee mug from his hand and take a drink, then immediately panic.

It's scalding hot.

You swallow the coffee, unable to spit it anywhere, your throat burning. Spencer's laughing at you. You hand him his mug back. "That coffee was almost as hot as you."

As Spencer blushes intensely, you hear a thud behind you as Morgan falls to the floor, laughing.

////

Spencer went back to his desk, walking around Morgan. Later on, you thought of a line perfect for him.

"Hey, Spence-Bence," you say. His mind goes blank due to the nickname and he internally panics.

"Yes?" he asks, already blushing.

You chuckle a bit. "If you were a book, you'd be fine print."

At first, he's puzzled.

What does that even mean?

Oh!

Spencer, his shoulders shaking with laughter, slowly puts his head down on his desk.

////

"Yo, Spenace the Menace," you say, seeing him stand up. He stops in his tracks and looks up at you, waiting for the line.

"You look cold. Wanna use me as a blanket?"

////

"Hey, Pretty Boy," Morgan says later. "You gotta step up your game, man. Throw one back."

"What?"

"A pick-up line."

"Can I punch you in the face with my lips?" Rossi jokingly suggests, laughing.

////

Spencer Reid, the clueless romantic, finally works up the courage to go over to your desk.

"Hey, Y/N?"

"Yes, Reidamungo?"

"Can I.... Can I punch you in the face.........

with my lips?"

The room goes completely silent.

Hotch watches intently from his office. Morgan shakes with silent laughter. Garcia stares on in shock. Rossi's eyes are wide, a light blush on his cheeks considering he suggested that as a joke. Prentiss and JJ look as if they're doing the mannequin challenge. The world implodes.

Then, you reply.

"Yeah, sure."

Spencer stares at you in shock; it's like asking your mom for food, then she asks what you want - you didn't think you'd get this far. Immediately, he starts babbling. "Wait, what? I-I mean, I-"

Suddenly, you grab him by the back of the neck and pull him down, kissing him. At first, he's so shocked, he can't do anything, but then he melts into the kiss.

You vaguely here Rossi and Hotch shout "FINALLY" as Spencer's hands trail down to your hips and he pulls you closer. Your run your fingers through his hair.

"Is breathing necessary for you guys or...?" Morgan asks.

Spencer pulls away, blushing madly.

"Well, Boy Wonder, I guess we should be taking a trip down to HR right about now."