Imagine the Bat Family meeting some very peculiar people...........

AhhhChooo!

"Bless you." Stephanie said to Tim. 

Tim sniffled and thanked Stephanie.

"Someone must be talking about you Tim." Dick sat down on the love seat opening the book in his lap. 

Stephanie paused what she was doing and looked at Dick, "What?" 

"Have you never heard that saying before?" 

Stephanie and Tim exchanged glances before shaking their heads in response. 

"Wow, how old am I getting?" Dick scratched his head. "Anyway," Dick continued, "The saying goes that whenever someone sneezes it means someone is talking about them."

"I thought it always mean someone was sneezing out a lie." Tim said, and Stephanie nodded in agreement.

AhChoo!

Stephanie sneezed this time.

Dick pointed at Stephanie, "See, someones talking about you."

She sneezed again. 

"No, she's definitely sneezing out the lie that just spilled from your lips." Tim laughed. 

The three people's conversation was stopped short when a loud sneeze came from upstairs. 

"Oh my gosh, was that Bruce?" Stephanie asked, but received shrugs in return. 

"What is up with this family and sneezing today?" asked Jason, walking into the living room. "Damian and Bruce have been going at it for at least five minutes now." 

Dick nodded, "Well Tim and Stephanie have been sneezing too." 

"Excuse me, we only sneezed three times." Stephanie interrupted. 

"You're excused Stephanie." stated Jason.

Stephanie rolled her eyes and unlocked her phone, ignoring the two who were now mocking her. 

A scream sounded throughout the Manor.  It started the four who were arguing in the living room.  Pounding and banging sounds were then heard from the stairs, followed by more screams.

"What the heck was that?" Tim whisper asked Dick and Jason. 

"I don't know." Dick whispered back, "But I think that Jason should go check it out."

Jason's jaw dropped, "What?" He whisper yelled, "Why me?" 

"Because you've already died once, and it won't be that big of a deal if you die again." Dick smiled sweetly at Jason, Tim nodded in agreement. 

"Wow you guys, I'm really feeling loved." Jason said sarcastically. 

Stephanie sighed, "My gosh.  I'll go do it you sissy." She mumbled, "I can't believe you guys call yourselves superheros, or men. 

The three boys waited in suspense for Stephanie to return with the verdict.  But they saw and heard nothing. 

"Do you think she's ok?" Tim asked, still whispering. 

A thud and a scream made the three boys jump. 

"I'm going to take a guess, and this is just a wild guess, but no." Jason responded to Tim, "Now again that's just a guess." 

Dick pinched the bridge of his nose, "Sarcasm in a time like this?" 

"The is never not a time for sarcasm Dick." Jason crossed his arms. 

Another scream cut Jason off.  

"On three we all run for the stairs, if one of us is not going to go, all three of us are going to go." Tim finally said, "Got it?" 

Dick and Jason nodded. 

"One..." Tim started, "Three." 

They took off running up the stairs, a slightly quieter scream was heard. 

"Follow the sounds." Tim pointed towards Bruce's office door. 

Dick, Jason and Tim all squatted down beside the office door that was ajar.  Tim glanced inside and saw Stephanie feet beside a chair.  Some furniture was knocked over, and a plant was upset. 

"Guys." Tim's heart was racing, "Whatever happens in there, I just want you to know that I couldn't ask for better brothers." 

"What did you see Tim?"

Tim swallowed hard at the question, "On my count." He took a deep breath and held three fingers up, slowly taking down one.

"Tim," Jason grabbed his shoulders and shook him, "What did you see in there?" 

Tim put down another finger. 

"Tim." Dick warned.

There were no more of Tim's fingers left, and he took off.

"Wait, Tim!" Dick whispered yelled as he tired to grab Tim before he got into the office.  

Tim screamed.  Dick and Jason looked at one another and nodded, going in after Tim. 

The two froze at the sight they saw. 

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Jason scratched his head, "I don't understand."

The small boy stood in front of him with his arms crossed, "What don't you understand?"

Jason whispered to Dick, "Was I that annoying when I was a kid?"

"Honestly Jason it's like taking a step into the past." Dick responded. 

"Did you just call me annoying?" The young version of Jason asked in a very sassy tone. 

Jason laughed. 

"So what's with your story, why are we like this?" Dick bent down to the nine year old Dick that was hiding behind an older Damian. 

"How about we start like this?" The Damian that stood before Dick voice was deep, almost deeper than Bruce's.  He held his hand out, "I'm Damian Wayne, this is Dick Wayne." Damian gestured to the boy who was standing behind him, "That's Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, and Jason Wayne." 

Dick took Damian's hand and shook it firmly. 

"Why are you guys so......old?" Jason asked the Tim and Stephanie who were standing beside  older Damian. 

"Jason." Dick scolded. 

"Well I'm sorry, I'm a curious man." 

Dick pinched the bridge of his nose. "I'm really sorry about him, he's really stupid.  He obviously hasn't realized that Damian is the oldest and Dick is the youngest."

"Ohhhhh." Jason laughed, "That means, ahhhhh" He laughed nervously. 

"Obviously you know who this is." Dick smiled at Jason, "I'm Dick.  The one passed out on the floor over there is Tim." He pointed to Tim, "And I have honestly no clue where the other three are." 

"I do." The nine year old spoke up and pointed to a separate room off of Bruce's office.

Damian added, "They went in there after we met them." 

Dick and Jason walked over to the door and looked in.

"Oh you are so cute!" Stephanie almost threw the baby up in the air. Bruce and Damian were sitting on the floor beside another baby.

Dick's eyes went wide, "Oh my gosh!" 

"Dick look at the babies!" Stephanie handed Dick the baby.

"Whose babies are they?" He asked Stephanie.

She gestured to Damian to tell Jason and Dick. 

But Stephanie's older self took the stage, "That would be my daughter, Crystal." 

"And what about that one." Jason pointed to the one Damian and Bruce were watching. 

Dick's younger self ran over to the baby on the ground, "He's my brother!" He threw a happy smile of his face. 

"That's my son." Damian responded. 

Jason's jaw dropped, "Since when has Damian ever had his eyes on a girl.  I thought you hated kids." 

Damian just hummed. 

"It's a long and dully story." Tim laughed nudging Damian. 

Damian just shook his head and rolled his eyes. 

"I couldn't help but notice that Dick has the last name of Wayne, and called your son his brother."  Dick mentioned. 

Damian glanced at Dick, "I'm sure you can recall what happened when you were eight.  My father died before the document legally called Dick his.  I took it upon myself to give him the last name Wayne, he's lived with us since."

"So he's your son?" Jason pointed to Dick who was still sitting beside Bruce.

Damian nodded, "You could say that." 

"Just how old are you?" Jason asked Damian. 

"27" Damian responded. 

"Wow, ok so you are old enough to drink." 

Damian gave Jason a confusing look. 

"Sorry this is just all so much to take in, I mean our Tim isn't even old enough to drink, like Damian drinking it's all just - wow." Jason sat down to keep from fainting. 

"So you mind sharing with me how you guys got here, and which universe you're from?" Bruce brought Damian's baby back over to him.

Damian smirked a little, "You guys might want to sit down for this one, it's long." 

The older Stephanie and Tim looked at one another and nodded. 

 "Come on Jason you too." Stephanie said. 

Both of the Jason's stood up at the same time, a mirror image of one another, the two glared at each other.

BONUS SCENE

Tim awoke, still frightened. 

"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh," He laid on the ground for several more seconds, "Who were they?" 

He sat up and turned around.  Ten people stood looking at him. 

"Hey Tim." One of them spoke. 

He screamed, fainting once again. 

*Gets request done almost two months after it was requested*

This story was kind of all over place, I might go back and re-do it later. 

Thank you CupcakeGirl246 for the request!