*Note* I made this a long time ago, I apologize if it is not the best.

Imagine the Bat Family participating in Family Feud.......

The lights flash on as the announcer starts to speak, "Welcome to Family Feud! Here's you host now, Steve Harvey!"

Steve gives the crowd a warm welcome by waving and giving them his famous smile.  The crowd continues to clap until Steve starts to talk, "Thank you." The crowd immediately stops. "Welcome to Family Feud everybody, we got a good one for ya today.  On the right side, all the way from Gotham City, it's the Wayne's!" The crowd cheers and whoops very loudly. "And on the left side from Star City, we have the Queens!" The crowd doesn't cheer as loudly. "Give me Bruce, give me Oliver!" Steve points to each of the men as the Family Feud music plays in the background. 

Bruce and Oliver shake hands before placing one hand on the platform and the other behind their backs. "Alright here we go guys, top six answers on the board please." Steve glances at the card once more. "When a woman is trying to catch a man, name something she pretends to like."

Both men slam their hands down on the button, but Bruce's buzzes first, Steve points to him, "His personality."

Steve looks at the board, "His personality." The button dings and the board revels it as number 4.  Steve turns to Oliver. "Oliver?"

Oliver thinks about it for several seconds before leaning down to the microphone in front of him, "Sports."

Steve once again turns to the board, "Sports."  The board dings and reveals it as number one.  Steve looks at Oliver. "Pass or play?"

Oliver looks back at his family who is encouraging him to play. "We're gonna play Steve." Oliver runs back to his spot, Steve following back behind him.

"Oliver how are you doing?"

"Great Steve."

Steve looks down at the members Oliver brought with him, "Now tell me who all do you have here."

Oliver started going down the line," I have my lovely wife, Dhiana, my adopted son Roy, my friends daughter Artemis, my mother Moira, and my sister Thea."

Steve nodded as saying he understood, "Alright, and if you win tonight where will you donations go to?"

"ALS" He responded.

Steve nodded once again, then preceded to move to shake Dhiana's hand, "Dhiana, when a woman is trying to get a man, name something she might pretend to like."

Dhiana bent down to the microphone, "I'm going to say cars, Steve."

Steve turned around and pointed towards the board, "Cars." The screen revels number five, the crowd cheered Steve continues on to Roy, "Roy, when a woman is trying to get a man name something she might pretend to like."

Roy looked at Steve with a straight face, "His family."

Steve stared at Roy, and blinked several times, trying to figure out his answer, "Now how would," He brought his hand up to his face and rubbed his chin thinking, "Never mind." The crowd laughed as Steve pointed at the board. "His family."

The screen buzzed, a huge x appeared over the entire screen.  Steve started laughing, and moved down to Artemis, "Artemis, w-"

Artemis had clearly been thinking ahead of time before Steve reached her, she cut him off before he even started the question. "His friends."

Steve looks down at his small rectangular paper, "Did you just-" Steve stares at her before turning to the board, "His friends." Yet another x appears over the board, the crowd awws. Steve manages to shake his head before looking at Moira, "Moira, you gotta be careful you have two strikes.  When a woman is trying to get a man name something she might pretend to like."

"Gambling."

Steve busted out laughing, "Oh yeah, gambling, always loved a woman like that. Gambling!" HE pointed to the board.  The studio echoed with the sound of another x. Steve makes his way over to Bruce. "Bruce, when a woman is trying to get a man name something she might pretend to like."

Bruce glanced down at his family then back at Steve, "We're going to say beer."

Steve looked shocked, "Wow." His eyebrows shot up, he pointed at the board, "Beer." Number six dings. Steve nodded, "Number 3."

The audience replies, "Sex/with him"

Steve shakes his head," Really? 2"

"His face/body"

Steve moves on, "Give me Dhiana," He stops to looks at the next person with a name tag, "Give me Dick."

Dick and Dhiana meet up, but instead of handshakes, Dick hip bumps Dhiana.  The audience members and Steve let out a small laugh.

Steve looks at his note card, "Top," He stops to laugh. "Top 5 answers on the board.  Name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into a house."

Dick slams his hand down on his buzzer, "NAKED GRANDMA!"

Steve blinks and looks at Dick, "Naked hu?" He slams his card down on the podium, Dick turns around to his family and shrugs his shoulders at them.  Steve turns to Dhiana.

Dhiana stood innocently, "I wouldn't want to see that either."

Steve turns back to Dick, and starts calmly, "I know you're right ok, nobody wants to see a naked grandma, but what are the chances of you walking into a house and seeing your grandmamma naked?"

Dick shrugs again while smiling and laughing.

"We're looking for a naked grandma, out in the woods on a blanket." Steve looks at the board and shakes his head.  The board dings as number two.  Steve throws his card back in defeat, "That's the occupant?" He looks back down on the card on the floor, then crosses his eyes at the camera. "Dihana."

"A gerbil." She smiles.

Steve exchanges glances with Dick, "Pass or play Dick?"

"Play Steve."

Dick runs back to stand beside Bruce behind his podium.

Steve shakes Bruce's hand, "Bruce, who do you have here today?"

Bruce points to each one as he goes down the line, "I have my 1st  adopted son, Dick, my 2nd adopted son Jason, my 3rd adopted son Tim, my blood son, Damian, and my butler Alfred."

Steve looks at all of them, "How many kids have you adopted?" Bruce lifts his hands and starts to use his fingers to counts while silently naming them all off.  "Never mind, and where will your donations go to today if you win?"

"Orphanages."

Steve nods and makes his way down to Jason, "Jason, names something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into a house."

"Guns."

Steve twirls around to the board, "Guns."

The board dings and reveals number one. Steve moves down to Tim, "Tim, how old are you?" He shakes Tim's hand.

"Sixteen Mr. Harvey."

"Cool, cool. Name something a burglar-"

"And I'm single and ready to mingle."

Steve looks at him and raises an eyebrow, "This kid don't lie with his answers." The audience laughs, "Name something burglar would not want to see when breaking into a house."

Tim bends the microphone down to his level for a better view, "Uh, a car."  Steve gives him a confused look, "You know a car parked outside."

Steve points to the board, and bends over trying not to laugh, "Uh, a car."  Car appears as number 4.  Steve walks down to Damian. "Damian, are you single to?"

Damian glares at him.

"Yeah, that's what I thought. Name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into a house."

Damian looks at the board, "TT, a dog."

Steve looks at his then spins to the board, "Dog."  It appears as number 3. "Alfred, one answer left, if it's there, your family clears the board, if it's not there, your still in the game.  Name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into a house."

Alfred responds in a very British accent, "Police officer."

"Police officer." It appears and the sounds goes off, sending the crowd roaring. "Well we have two great families here, it's still anybody's games.  We'll be right back after the break."

~

Steve appears back and claps his hands together, "Welcome back to Family Feud everybody.  The Wayne family 115, and the Queen family in the hole.  Give me Jason, give me Roy."  Jason and Roy meet up at the battle podium and shake hands. "Here we go, top 7 answers on the board.  If a football player loses his cup, what might he put down there for protection."

Roy and Jason go for the button, but Roy comes out on top, "Socks."

Steve turns to the board, "Socks." It appears as number one, "Pass or play?"

Roy refuses to turn to his family as he answers, "Pass." 

Steve gives him a weird look, as Jason runs back to his spot, "Tim if a football player loses his cup, what might he put down there for protection?"

"I'm going to say his helmet."

The buzzer goes off and the audience awws and Steve moves on to Damian, "Let's go Damian," He said in between laughs, "if a football player loses his cup, "He pauses to laugh again, "what might he put down there for protection?"

"Part of his pads."

Steve points to the board, "Part of his pads." Number 4 is revealed.  "Alfred if a football player loses his cup, what might he put down there for protection?"

"Tissues, Mr. Harvey."

Steve loos at the board, "Tissues." Number 7 is revealed. "Bruce, we're back to you, one strike. If a football player loses his cup, what might he put down there for protection?"

"A towel." The crowd cheers.

"Towel" Towel appears as number 2

Steve moves down to Dick, "Dick," He laughs, "Is that your real name or a nickname?"

"It's a nickname." Dick nods as the audience laughs. 

"Good,"

"I'm going to say his hands."

Steve looks at him, then his card before laughing really hard.  "And I thought Tim's answer was bad." He points to the board, "His hands." The board dings and reveals hands.  Steve throws the card back again, mumbling to himself.  He looks at Jason, "Jason, what can you come up with."

"A spare cleat Steve."

Steve is left speechless as he spins towards the board.  He looks back at Jason, then slowly puts his hands up in defense. "Cleat." The boards gives two x's. "Alright single and ready to mingle, you've got two strikes the Queen family can steal. If a football player loses his cup, what might he put down there for protection?"

"Padded bra."

Steve goes up to Tim and slams his head down on Tim's podium, struggling to keep from falling on the ground from laughing. This is called Family Feud, not get a date.  Bra." He points at the board.  It appears as number 5. Steve falls on the ground, and looks up at Damian. "Damian, two strikes, gotta be careful."

"Glove."

Steve rolls his eyes, then get up and looks at the board, "A damn glove." The studio awws as an x appears, Steve makes his way over to Oliver.  "Oliver, If a football player loses his cup, what might he put down there for protection?"

"A coconut Steve."

Steve looks at the board speechless, "I am not even going to try."

An x appears, the crowd claps as Steve shakes Oliver's hand. "Nice having ya'll you're a great family." He turns back to the Wayne's. "Hey Wayne's I need two of ya." Dick and Bruce step forward. "I got Dick, and I got Bruce, we'll be right back.".

~

"Ok, Bruce 20 seconds on the clock please.  We asked 100 men name a part of your body that's bigger now than it was when you were sixteen."

Bruce nodded and turned his body facing the audience. "Chest"

"Tell us a name you would call your spouse if you were mad at them.

"Ass"

Steve spits out a laugh, "Name a place you wouldn't want to take your in-laws."

"House."

"Name something that comes with a winter storm"

"Snow"

"We asked 100 men, how tall is too tall for a girl?"

"5'10"

The studio sounded as Bruce had made the time, Steve pushes him back as a good job. "Yeah come on man!" Steve grabs Bruce's shoulder and turns him around to face the board. "We asked 100 men name a part of your body that's bigger now than it was when you were sixteen.  You said – Chest, survey said – 7.  We asked 100 men, tell us a name you would call your spouse if they were being bad. You said – Ass."  Steve started to laugh. "Survey said – 3. Name a place you wouldn't want to take your in-laws.  You said – House, survey said 33.  Name something that comes with a winter storm.  You said – Snow, survey said 57. We asked 100 men, how tall is to tall for a girl? You said – 5'10, survey said, 49."

The crowd cheers and claps as Dick walks out. "Dick, your father did pretty good."

Dick looks over at Bruce who nodded in agreement, "Yeah!"

"He got 149, you need 51."

Dick cheered and clapped.

"25 seconds on the clock please. We asked 100 men name a part of your body that's bigger now than it was when you were sixteen."

"Penis." Dick said to happily.

Steve falls to his knees. "Stop the clock."  He busts out laughing, he regains himself and stands back up. "I'm sorry, continue. Tell us a name you would call your spouse if you were mad at them."

"Bitch." Dick paused and soaked in what he said. "Oh." He covered his mouth.

Steve breaths out heavily, "Name a place you wouldn't want to take your in-laws"

"The bedroom."

Steve sighed and looked at the next question, "Name something that comes with a winter storm."

"Snow."

A buzz sounded similar to the one telling you, you were wrong, "Try again."

"Sand."

"We asked 100 men, how tall is to tall for a girl?"

"6'1"

The clock dings, Steve grabs onto Dick's shoulder.  "We asked 100 men name a part of your body that's bigger now than it was when you were sixteen.  You said-" Steve paused and started laughing.

"I used the medical term."

"I don't care what you said." Steve shook his head, as Dick snorted. "Survey said – 0.  We asked 100 men, tell us a name you would call your spouse if they were being bad. You said-" Steve paused again. "You're not married, are you?"

"Girlfriend." Dick looked at the board ready for the answer.

"Well she sure as hell ain't going to marry you.  Survey said – 0. Name a place you wouldn't want to take your in-laws.  You said – Bedroom.  Now, why would you even think of that?"

Dick shrugged his shoulders. "That's nasty, survey said 12." The crowd cheered. "Name something that comes with a winter storm.  You said – Sand," Steve laughed. "I'm not even going to try.  Survey said 0. We asked 100 men, how tall is to tall for a girl? You said – 6'1.  Now can I ask, how tall is this girlfriend of yours?"

"6'0"

Steve shook his head, "Survey said, 20.  It's a good thing your hot son." Music started playing, even though neither families won, the Queens and Wayne's were soon joined in the center of the stage. "Well, I would like to thank the Wayne's and the Queens for coming out this evening.  I am sure Bruce and Oliver will be donating money to their charities.  I'm Steve Harvey we'll see you next time." Steve saluted the camera.