Imagine Jason crashing Bruce's Christmas gala......

"Is this a smart TV?" Tim asked examining the TV.   Previously Tim had been trying to get the HDMI cable to work to show the family his video he took on vacation. 

Jason's gasped as his jaw dropped, "How could you say that about the TV?" Jason patted the TV, "It's ok, don't listen to him, you're a smart TV."

"Do you think the cable broke?" Stephanie sat down beside Tim and Jason. 

Tim shook his head, "No, the cable has only been used four times, and we just got it last month."

Stephanie tapped her chin, "Well it's not your phone, it's either the cable or the TV."

"Are we picking on the TV again?" Jason asked in a yelling voice. 

~

"Merry Christmas family!" Dick wrapped his arms around his family engaging in a group hug. 

"Wow! Never knew Bruce could actually make it look like Christmas in here instead of a graveyard." Stephanie looked across the room at the giant 9 foot Christmas tree. 

Bruce groaned, "Watch your mouth Stephanie."

"Don't you feel just a little bit guilty that Jason didn't get the memo this year?" Tim asked Bruce. 

"Jason doesn't know that we're having a gala and inviting every person that Bruce could possibly know?" Dick rose an eyebrow.

Bruce shook his head and rolled his eyes, "Tim, that was supposed to be between you and I." 

Tim laughed nervously, "Oops." 

Dick looked at Bruce, "Bruce." He warned. 

Stephanie shook her head shamefully, "I can't believe you didn't trust Alfred enough to tell him.  And I can't believe you told Tim, of all of us Bruce.  You choose the one who doesn't get enough sleep nor remembers anything." 

"Hey!" Tim called out. 

"Don't worry guys, I've got it taken care of." Damian said crossing his arms. 

Everyone's face paled, "Did you invite him to come?"

"Not exactly." Damian replied mischievously. 

~

"Ah Mr. and Mrs. Queen, how nice that you could join us this evening, please feel free to eat and drink as mush as needed." Bruce shook Oliver's hand and looked towards the next people to enter the door. 

A door swung open making a large crashing sound throughout the room.   Everyone in the room gasped and looked to were the sound came from.  Bruce and the others examined the scene as well.  A deep voice like thunder started to sing, a most dreadful song, "JINGLE BELLS BATMAN SMELLS ROBIN LAID AN EGG!"

Dick, Tim, Damian and Stephanie panicked, running through the crowd to see where the dreadful noise was coming from.   They stopped when they saw it was Jason.

"THE BAT MOBILE LOST A WHEEL AND THE JOKER GOT AWAY!"

Stephanie took a deep breath, "Oh good it was just Jason."

"How is that a good thing Steph?" Tim asked. 

"Good point." Stephanie tapped her chin. 

Jason stormed up to Bruce, "Isn't that right Bruce? The joker got away didn't he?'

Damian's face paled, "That monstrous voice came from Jason? And he had the guts to go up to father with it!  How will my father survive, I nearly went deaf." 

"Yeah, we should probably go before we get blamed for anything." Stephanie started to walk off. 

"Yeah probably." One after another everyone followed after Stephanie.

BONUS SCENE 

"Sit your butt down child, we haven't even started yet!" Jason yelled making Tim sit right back down. 

Everyone was in their places, their punishment, a picture for forgetting to invite Jason to the gala.  Jason had crashed the party, embarrassing Bruce and making him apologize to everyone for the rude intrusion. 

"Smile everyone!" Dick said. 

At the last moment Stephanie arose from her seat and waved at the camera, causing everyone to move. 

Stephanie smiled as the picture was taken."Merry Christmas from the Wayne family!"