Burger King

East Main St

Meriden, Connecticut

Bob Kimball: *eating a Whopper with cheese and onions*

Elderly Caucasian Man: *wrinkly skin, and wearing his dentures* Hey, nephew!

Bob Kimball: Who are you?

Elderly Caucasian Man: You don't remember me? This is your Uncle Alligator from Maine!

Bob Kimball: I don't have an Uncle Alligators! No! That's just not possible!

Elderly Caucasian Man: You are joking! I am about to die, and you don't remember me? I ain't got much time left!

Bob Kimball: *sees the elderly man's red 1995 Buick LeSabre with a Maine license plate in the parking lot*

Elderly Caucasian Man: Come on! We got a lot of..... *has a heart attack and dies with his tongue sticking out, and has X's for his eyes*

Undertaker: *quickly puts him in a shiny, brown casket, and takes him to a church in Meriden for a quick funeral*

Bob Kimball: That was a funny death! *drinks his Sprite* He wasn't my uncle, though!

This story was written on Tuesday, June 20th, 2023.

A/N This elderly fella came all the way from Maine, to claim to be Bob's uncle? Hardy har har! 😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.