Connecticut News Reporter: This just in! 2023 is here to stay! There will be no 2024!

Kyle: What?

Connecticut News Reporter: Thunderstorms will occur and they will never ever go away! 2023!!! The year of the thunderstorm!!! *laughing maniacally*

Andrea: This guy is crazy!

Connecticut News Reporter: *still laughing maniacally*

Harriet: Let me fix his red wagon! *rushes out with a cartoon mallet*

Me: I think I know what's about to happen!

Connecticut News Reporter: 2023!!! Thunder!!!! Boom boom boom!!!! *laughing maniacally*

Harriet *whacks the Connecticut news reporter with a cartoon mallet* Shut up, you kook!

Connecticut News Reporter: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*

Seth: We all know that 2024 will come eventually, and thunderstorms come and go!

Harriet: *rushes back inside with her cartoon mallet* Back! A cartoon mallet whacker's job is never done!

This story was written on Tuesday, June 20th, 2023.

A/N That news reporter is nuts! I don't think he went to broadcasting school! 😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.