Pearl: *eats Chips Ahoy* You have any milk?

Paul: Nope, sorry.

Pearl: No fair! *crying*

Paul: Hey, stop that!

Pearl: *crying hysterically*

Iris: Cut that out!

Pearl: *still crying hysterically*

Iris: *whacks Pearl with a cartoon mallet*

Pearl: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her, and her tongue sticking out*

Iris: No tears! She faked it!

Paul: She did, yup!

This story was written on Monday, June 5th, 2023.

A/N Pearl, cut this nonsense out! You're not a child! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.