Vinnie's Restaurant and Pizza

E Elm St

Torrington, Connecticut

All Of Us: Happy Birthday, Bert.

Bert: Thank you! I have turned 82!

Me: That's nice.

Mary: Yeah.

Bert: Where is my beer?

Harriet: No beer!

Waitress: *serves us our food* Enjoy!

Bert: *eats his pepperoni pizza, and burps all the while*

Harriet: Excuse you!

Bert: I want my beer!

Waitress: *gives him a ginger ale, instead*

Bert: This isn't a beer!

Lawrence: Just drink it!

Bert: People can't do anything right!

This story was written on Thursday, June 15th, 2023.

A/N Happy 82nd Birthday, Bert. Have a good one I guess. Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.