"That radium meal was a piece of shit!" remarked ALA-156.

"What did you just say?" MAMA-102 widened her goggly eyes which went in circles.

"Nothing," he snapped. "Go and mind your damn business."

She looked like a blue, bloated balloon and he longed to stick a pin in her and see her reduce to a scrappy end of rubber.

"Where did you learn those?"

"From my earthling friends via galaxynet.They say this f*ck, d*ck, a***ole, bastard..."

"Stop it!" MAMA-102 screamed. "You're becoming an inferior alien. Such a shame!"

"I'm so very down to EARTH."

100 words completed.

Written for the drabble contest by @ScienceFiction
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