hello.

i have been sucked into the hell that is dear evan hansen. i still think evan and connor have the worst ship name in the world. fuck tree bros. i would die for you evan hansen.

anyway i am in FUCKING HELL evan hansen is a soft little baby and i want to protect him with every ounce of my being and connor murphy could fucking kick my ass and i would thank him. 

my current favorite headcanon of all time is that jared kleinman doesn't use turn signals and that he learned to code to make a website full of calming tree pictures for evan when he has anxiety attacks. jared kleinman is a good guy with his own insecurities but he covers them up with humor. i love him.

also evan hansen is a trans boy and he is also bi thanks for your time have a lovely day

nope im not done

wait hold on there's a tumblr post that makes me cry hold on idk how to screenshot on my computer

wait yeah i do brb

this is a headcanon i can get behind. 

now i wanna write a tree bros fic FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

evan hansen is a good dude who brushes his teeth every night and has never skipped a class and he eats all his vegetables and does all his homework and then CONNOR MURPHY happens and he just shows up in his life and he's like a h f u c k and evan skips his first class to go to the orchard with connor and that's where evan breaks his arm for forever style and evan calls it karma for him skipping class and connor calls him a dumbass and they kiss for the first time in the waiting room of the hospital im FUCKED welcome to my new tree bros one shot 

it's 6 pm i didnt go to school today im sick and all ive done today is read tree bros headcanons and eat toast help me