For future reference, Mikey is English like me.

Mikey: U will not believe this

Katez: You've finally worked out how awesome I am?

Mikey: ....

Katez: U like Frozen now?

Mikey: Neverrrrrrrrr

Mikey: Katez this is srs

Katez: Okay. Srs face. 😎

Mikey: I just watched Avengers Age of Ultron

Katez: NO SPOILERS NO MIKEY DON'T DO IT PLEASE NO

SPOILER ALERT FROM NOW ON

Mikey: Clintasha is broken

Katez: :O

Mikey: Hawkeye is married to some random lady and has kids and Brucetasha ship has sailed.

Katez: :O

Mikey: xD

Katez: Clintasha nooooooooooooooo

Mikey: Hehehehe

Katez: Don't even go there! How can you laugh???????

Mikey: Oh and Pietro dies

Katez: I h8 u. U get a stupid wrong number and have the cheek 2 tell me Clintasha has been murdered! And Pietro! But he was so awesome in X-Men!

Mikey: And Loki's not in it

Katez: Goodbye

Just so you know, Katez's Clintasha shipping is not me. The Loki and Pietro sadness is though.

Don't worry non-Avengers-people, the rest is free of Marvel (mostly).