Welcome to the eight rewritten chapter! Gosh I didn't know how to romance when I originally wrote this, barely know now either but hjfdfgdfj ignore that

It was the middle of the night when Logan heard a big badonk coming from behind him. On his navy carpet laid Deceit seemingly blacked out. He had mindlessly been doing quizzes online and for a moment he thought that maybe he should just continue on and leave the villain be. But then he changed his mind as the quizzes were starting to get boring anyway. So he checked the other man's pulse too see if he was still alive. He actually didn't know if they could die and he didn't want to find out.

After making sure the man was alive he poked him in the cheek until he woke up. His snake eye opened slightly and looked around. He let out a groan as he rubbed his head. Now when he was moving Logan could see dried blood that seemed to have come from a wound beside his eye.

"Are you okay?" He asked while leaning over the side still laying down.

"Anxiety? Yeah of course I'm- I've been worse Anx no need to worry" Janus slurred out while squinting up at him.

"Oh dear. It is I Logan. Not Virgil. You must have hit your head very badly"

He carefully helped Janus sit up. He pressed his arm against his back to hold him up. With a heave he helped him stand up. The villain seemed completely out of it as they walked. With big eyes he looked around as if he was trying to figure out where he was.

A soft thud was heard as Logan made Janus sit down on his bed. It was a plain black one with dark blue covers with a star pattern on it. He sat down in front of the bed so his eyes were about the same level as the villain's stomach. He put his hand on the other man's knee and looked into his eyes.

"How did you get injured?"

He blinked over and over with a blank expression "I definetly don't have an atrocious headache first and foremost" He muttered.

"Right...bodily needs. Forgot. Us having a physical form is so utterly useless"

Since he wasn't creative at all his summoning powers were very limited. So he had to get up and go into his bathroom to fetch some band aids, cleaning alcoholic and cotton balls. When he returned he sat down on the bed, close to the other man.

He pulled one of his legs up on the covers while keeping the other steadily on the ground so he was fully positioned towards Janus. He put his hand on the villain's cheek to move his head closer. So close so he could feel his unstable breathing against his skin.

He wetted a cotton ball and carefully moved it over the small wound to wipe away the blood. He brushed a part of the other's dark hair out of his forhead to put a band aid over it. A glass of water and a painkiller was fetched before Logan sat down on the bed again, proud of himself for fixing the injury.

Janus fiddled with his mini cape with his left hand. One of his fingers on the right was beating in rhytm to his heart and every time he moved it he wanted to scream from pain. Still a light blush spread across the human side of his face. He was happy Logan couldn't see that side. He hadn't been taken care of like this in what felt like years. The soft touches against his skin made him melt on the inside. Not to mention how warm the hands had been against his naturally cold skin.

"Any more injuries I should know about?" The logical side asked.

"No" He lied.

Logan noticed how the right handed man was very awkardly holding the water glass up with his left while he was visibly trying to keep his right hand as still as possible "Could you perhaps take your gloves off? I have a rule against...gloves...in my...room"

Janus chuckled while holding his hand over his mouth to hide it. It was quite possible one of the first times Logan had even seen him genuinly smile.

"Did I say anything humorous?"

"Nothing. It's just so very adorable how you tried to lie to the side of lies" He boped Logan on the nose "You're kind of adorable LoLo you know that?"

"I would say I am handsome not...adorable" He muttered while crossing his arms.

"Sure that too" Janus smirked while continuing "I might have died and gone to heaven because I woke up to someone that looks like an angel didn't I"

Logan looked around behind him. He frowned while replying "Not funny"

"Well neither are you"

He somehow frowned even more. He was looking at Janus as if he was a contagious sponge he needed to clean from his carpet "Why are you located in my room anyway?"

"Why are you?"

"It is my room"

"Then I must have come wrong, I thought I teleported to Australia to get away from you all" Janus had a shit eating grin on his lips.

"We can not go where Thomas is not at and you know that. Where were you actually doing?"

"Oh I was just out walking down the staircase but suddenly I tripped, horrible event I know calm yourself please. Anyway I must have teleported away out of habit before I hit the ground" He explained while waving his hand around.

"How did your shirt get ripped then?"

"The stairs became sentiment and hated my fashion sense like the fool it is"

"How big do you think my suspension of disbelief is" Logan asked.

"Envy would have said as big as your dick but I won't because I'm a gentleman" He smirked before standing up. For a second he trembled but kept up the happy face. "Well then I'll be on my way so you can go back to dreaming about pi or whatever you do when you're alone" He really needed to treat his broken finger as fast as possible.

Logan tried to understand how the timid and quiet side he'd seen always hiding behind Rage had grown up to make dick jokes but he decided to ignore that information. Instead he grabbed onto the villain's mini cap which abruptly stopped him midstep.

He dragged in the mini cape so that Janus tripped backwards and awkardly had to hold onto Logan's shoulders not to fall down on the ground. He quickly took a step back and put on a disgusted expression.

"Sweetie, I'm prettttty sure I haven't said something about personal distance before" Jan rolled his eyes while saying it.

In response Logan made sure to grab his scaly wrist as gently as possible so he wouldn't hurt him. He took off his glove and put it in his chest pocket. The normally green fingers had turned red and one of them had a dark purple tone in the middle.

"This looks broken" He stated plainly.

"Did I ask you to check?"

"I can and will get some bandages for this" Logan held onto the sleeve of his shirt and dragged him towards the bathroom.

Janus showed off his sharp teeth as he hissed. The nerd stopped for a moment and looked closely at his fangs.

"Thank you for showing your truly fascinating fangs once more as a sign of gratefulness but I have to take care of you before I have time for any further studies of the Deceit species. Since there is only one of you I have named it the Deceit species by the way. Please do not get too flattered" He rambled while contiuning into the bathroom.

He sat the only example of the Deceit species down on the edge of the bathtub and patted the top of his hat to make him stay. Headpats worked to make Patton stay so he assumed all sides worked the same. He opened the mirror cabinet and took out bandages.

"Why are you doing this?" Janus nearly growled out. He was so tense Logan sitting down beside him made him flinch. He didn't trust any of this.

Logan put his hand against Janus non scaly cheek "Darks and lights is an idiotic system. You are a side therefore if you are in distress I will help no matter how you were injured"

It was good that Janus was an expert at holding up an emotionless facade or else he'd probably break down over the genuine care in his words "Be gentle" He sighed.

"Of course"

Janus had to bite down into his glove to not let out any whimpers as the other side carefully wrapped up his broken and mangled fingers. Patton always kissed the injury to help and even though there were no studies to prove it Logan decided to do the same once he was done. First he pressed a quick kiss to the bandaged fingers. He moved on to moving Janus' head so they were looking at one another. An even quicker kiss was pressed to the side of his eye.

"How feely of you Logie. Didn't except you to be so forward at all! You haven't even taken me out to dinner and you're already kissing me? Scandalous! Abselutely scandalous!"

"Patton says it helps" He threw out as an exscuse "....Want me to help you sew your shirt?"

"Honey unlike you I have an ounce of creativity so I can summon a new shirt thank you. And I can fix it tomorrow...Unless you'd like you to watch you barely human freak"

Logan's eyes shone up and he tapped his feet into the ground out of excitement "Would you let examine the scales on your chest? I'm wondering if their texture is the same as the ones on your face"

The human side of Janus' face went bright pink from blushing "Yes! Of course! Because I was being so very serious. For the logical side you sure do act stupid sometimes"

"I was going to offer you my bed for tonight but if you ridicule me once more I will throw you out so you sleep on the floor"

(Roman had invitied Virgil to an all nighter movie night to reconcile with him after the party, therefore the sofa aka Jan's bed was occupied)

Janus leaned back "You do realize all this fake flirting is me just being the wonderful evil villain I am right? I am so definetly serious with it. I hate you actually"

"How is there any romantic merit in you taking my bed since I do not require sleep anyway???" Logan didn't get social rules "Anyhow the only romantic attraction between sides I know of is Roman's very apparent crush on Virgil. Me and Patton have collected proof of Virgil reciprocating these feelings"

"I hope it ends in bitter heartbreak" He hissed out in a quiet tone.

Janus quickly stood up to get away from the topic that was Anxiety. He walked out of the bathroom. With a snap of his fingers his outfit had been changed to a long sleeved dark purple silk shirt with patterns of snakes on it. Along with matching pyjama pants. His day clothes had been put in a neat pile on the desk chair.

He jumped down onto the cozy bed and cuddled down under the covers. He made sure to take up an excessive amount of space. Warm covers was very good for a cold snake. This was ten times better than the bed in his room.

"So" He turned to his side and looked at Logan who'd followed him into the room "Will you read me a bedtime story or paint me like one of your french girls?"

"Neither" He pushed to make Janus' feet move away so he could sit down at the foot of the bed "It is past 5 am so I advice you to shut up and sleep"

"Without even a goodnight? No manners" He wiped a fake tear from his eye.

Logan completely ignored him. He took out his phone Roman had made for him, with a pair of matching blue headphones. He put on the podcast 'Welcome to nightvale' since Virgil had been insisting him to watch it.

Janus didn't trust any of this. It reminded him too much of the times he'd fallen asleep in the same room as Rage. When the side of fury had woken him up by yelling about how he was taking up too much space and being worthless even though he'd quite literally done nothing.

To stay awake, even though he was exhausted down to his bones, he rubbed his eyes to stay awake. As he sat up with his back against the wall just like Logan, he let out a long yawn. He pretended to check his nails through his gloves to stay classy.

His eyelids began to get as heavy as lead. He shook his head to stay awake. Tried to remind himself of the danger to keep himself alert. Remind himself how if he fell asleep Logan could drag him back to the dark sides in his sleep and his mission would be over and Rage would be furious and Envy would start sobbing because this was their last chance and he wou-

Apparently Janus was shaking so much Logan decided to take one of his headphone buds out and squint at him. He slowly moved his finger to poke in his cheek to check if he was alright. The moment his finger even got close Deceit flinched away and hissed in defense.

"You're surprisingly fast" Somewhere a person right at moment suddenly had the urge to say that's what she said.

"You're surprisingly annoying and boring to be around" Janus replied. His words were slightly fumbled together because he was too tired to speak properly.

He shrugged "Fair"

Janus kept falling forward and waking up after a second or two of sleep. Eventually after who knows how long he fell asleep. His snores sounded more like hisses. Inch by inch his body edged closer to falling over, until his head was placed on Logan's shoulder.

Logan like true champion he is accepted his fate and continued on with the podcast.

He also carefully placed a blanket on top of the sleeping side, of course he took away the blanket before Deceit woke up as to not let him know. 

After nearly 4 hours Janus woke up with a gasp as if he had had a nightmare. Instinctively his first thought was that Logan was going to be mad at him for falling asleep. Those thoughts disappeared when Lo glanced over at him and casually greeted him with his usual salutations.

"Good morning to you too, you're a real hard sleeper" Janus responded while quickly fixing up his clothes and standing up from the bed. "Goodbye for the last time" He continued before nearly running out the door. Not waiting for Logan to respond.

Right outside the door he let himself smile. The bad memories from the night before was forgotten replaced with memories of Logan's warm hands against his skin.