tw: discussion of death

"What's your CPR song?" Ivy sat on her bed, across from Josephine's. Both of them were supposed to be studying, but late night conversations kept them distracted. "Another One Bites The Dust." Ivy looked at her, thanking she was joking. She clearly wasn't, and had a solemn look on her face as she flicked the page of her textbook.

"Why?"
"Because it's recommended by the British Heart Foundation?"
"But what it you're sleep deprived and you start quietly singing your it to yourself? Imagine the looks the patient's family would give you, if you're standing over their loved one's corpse, singing Another One Bites The Dust!" Josephine laughed, closing the textbook, destroying any illusion of them trying to study.

"What's your CPR song? Stayin' Alive?" Ivy scoffed in mock offence. She could never be that typical. "Dancing Queen by ABBA. And Hips Don't Lie by Shakira." This type, Jo was the one to give a "what the fuck" look.
"How are those more appropriate songs?"
"Because I'm not just giving the guy CPR, I'm giving an entire performance!"
"Legal would disagree with that."

"I mean, I could also do it to Achy Breaky Heart, but that's just plain insensitive." Despite seeming rather cold at times when around friends, Ivy always made a point of remaining professional around patients and other doctors. She just didn't like to let emotions get in the way of her work, and that was respected, especially by Jo. "You know, you can do CPR to Never Gonna Give You Up?"
"Josephine Mavis Robinson, if I die and you rickroll my corpse, I will haunt you." Ivy suddenly looked deadly serious. "Okay, okay! If you die, I will give you a decent CPR song. No rickrolls."
"Good. You know you can do CPR to WAP?"
"Please don't."
"I won't, I'm just saying!"
"I Will Survive is a good one."
"Far too optimistic. Another One Bites the Dust is keeping expectations low."
"God, remind me not to die in front of you."

a/n: i know it's short but i thought it was funny. jo definitely needs to think of a song to remember the rhythm of cpr.