I put illiana's national anthem on the second part. i think i chose a wonderful song.

also oh no ive created a crack ship send help

(sorry if you get offended)

Quebec:illiana, allies?

Illiana:become communist and let me annex you after I get the rest of the world.

Quebec:okay

Illiana:okay ur allies with Nex Xexico Washington my puppet & California now to

Illiana:oh and pennsylvania's here as a gohse to

Quebec:okay

California:okay dude

Nex Xexico:oxay

Washington:okay

GHPA:okay

Illiana:okay

North Korea:*launches nukes at illiana, kpop land, and japoon* im done with america and kpop land and japoon

Illiana:were not america *declares war on japoon kpop land and north korea*

Quebec:*declares war on japoon kpop land and north korea*

Washington:*declares war on japoon kpop land and north korea*

California:*declares war on japoon kpop land and north korea, dude*

Nex Xexico:*declxrxs war on japoon kpop land and north korea*

japoon:what happened

Illiana:us government said delete

Palau:we have no military now

Microneisia:or defenders :(

Marshall iSlEs:we should let Illiana annex us

Microneisia:k cool

Palau:sure

Illiana:after the war

Fiji:pacific islands for illiana

Bahamas:islands for illiana

Cuda:no

Illiana:we hab communism

Cuda:k islands for Illiana

Seychelles:islands for illiana

North korea:*died*

kpop land:*died*

Illiana:oh idea

Illiana:we recreate

Illiana:*nukes hiroshima*

japoon:bruh

Illiana:*nukes Nagasaki*

Japoon:bRUH *died*

Illiana:k now what islands?

Palau:hi

Micronesia:me

Marshall iSlEs:us

Fiji:the entirety of ocianaia becided emu kiwi and new guneia

Cuda:the entire gulf

Barbado:correctemundo

Seychelles:moi, sri lanka, maldies, commieros, Mauritiussss, sal*, maltball, cyp, and cabo verde

*Sal is São Tomé and Principe, I made a typo, like with most names, but it legitimately took me five minutes to figure out what sal was when I came to look at it again*

Illiana:wow k

illiana:DENNYMARK

DENNYMARK:WHAT

Illiana:RELINQUISH GREENLAND

DENNYMARK:OKAY

illiana:THANKS DAD

DENNYMARK:WHY ARE YOU MY CHILD

illiana:DON'T KNOW

illiana:PLEASE ALLY TO US FATHER

DENNYMARK:OKAYYYYY

GHPA:hi

DENNYMARK:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Illiana:dad that's one of my friends that i don't have very many of

Quebec:bruh let's attack canada

Illiana:k

Quebec:*attacks Canada*

California:*attacks canada, dude*

Illiana:*atacks canada*

Nex Xexico:*attacxs canada*

DENNYMARK:*attacks canada*

Canada:k *dies*

DENNYMARK:who easy

Icey:nnorth america scary

Norway:sorry kodo

Sweden:rip

Finland:ask denmark

Icey:DENNNNNNN

DENNYMAKR:what

Icey:north america scary

DENNYMARK:really?

Icey:yuh

DENNYMARK:so what do you want?

Icey:not to be annexed by them

DENNYMARK:uh

DENNYMARK:ask to be the child's puppet

Icey:k

Icey:yo Illiana

Illiana:hm?

Icey:puppet me

Illiana:k

GHPA:we don't bite

illiana:k father you choose

illiana:who we attackin'?

DENNYMARK:idk

DENNYMARK:albanyia?

illiana:k

DENNYMARK:*attacks albanyia*

illiana:*attacks albanyia*

Washington:*attacks albanyia*

Icey:*attacks albanyia*

California:*attacks albanyia, dude*

Nex Xexico:*attacxs albanyia*

Quebec:*attacks albanyia*

Albanyia: why me

iliana:idk dad chose

Ablanyia:dad who

Illiana:denmark

Ablanyia:*confused screeching*

vOdKArUs:ITS ALL OHIO ALLIES

ITS ALL OHIO:bet

Albanyia:*died*

illiana:uh what happened to spain?

DENNYMARK:portugal sweden and i split and colonized it before we allied

illiana:k kool can i habe land dad?

DENNYMARK:course.

illiana:yey

DENNYMARK:we also stole Gibraltar and made uk split ireland got northern back

illiana:k fun

california:mexico, dude?

Nex Xexico:mex?

illiana:mEXICO?

DENNYMARK:MeXiCo?

Quebec:MEXICO?

MEX:WHAT

california:can i have baja dude

MEX:NO

california:please dude

MEX:NO

california:pretty pretty please dude

MEX:NO

illiana:can me have yukutan

MEX:SI PLEASE

illiana:can be market deal with baja

MEX:SI

illiana:k mrci

illiana:*gives baja to california*

california:thanks dudes

MEX:I HATE YOU BOTH

california:me too dude

cornwall/mecwant independence

cornwall:hlep

cornwall:me be alli after

illiana:yre

illaiam (illiana):u want england after war

Illaianac(illiana):are can me hap?

cornwall:u can bhav

Illiana:*attacks England-*

DENNYMARK:*attacks england*

Washington:*attacks england*

Icey:*attacks england*

California:*attacks england, dude*

Nex Xexico:*attacxs enfgland*

Quebec:*attacks england*

cornwall:*big rebel*

England:excuse me

England:i did not give any of you persmissoon to to this

illoama (illiana):we said we dneedes persmission

England:me

illiana;to bad

England:fuej yog

illiana:no u

England:*dieh*

GHPA:I'm feeling

GHPA:FIRGITTEN

illina:sorry?

GHPA:you best be

GHPA:go invade france and maybe ill forgive you

GHPA:and womt startva rebellion

illiana:my own mother?

GHPA:I thought you wanted to take over the world

illiana:yes but I planned to ally to my mother as well

GHPA:too bad

GHPA:and you best do it alone too

illaian:fine I guess

illina:im invading france alone, dont atrack as well

DENNYMAEK:ill tell them

DENNYMARK:good luck

illiana:thank you father

illiana:bye

illiana:IM SORRY MORHER

France:WHAT ARE YOU SORRY ABOUT MY DAUGHTER

illiana:sorry

illiana:*attacks France*

France:oh

France:may i get your reasoning?

illiana:im forced to in order to avpid rebelliin

France:oh

France:annex me my child

Framce:you dotn need to fight me

France:its nor worth ir

illiana:wait

illiana:what f

illiana:you became

illiana:a ghost

illiana:tou an gost phennsykvania houldv be good friends probablt

illona:i annex you

illiana:but then you get atonimy

France:that would be lovely my daughter

illiana:yee

GHF:hi hi

GHPA:ew

illiaan/donr be rude to my mother

DENNYMARK:oh hey dear

GHF:oh hey

Cornwall:am i aloud to change my mind?

illiana:about what

cornwall:independence

cornwall/8ts hears

illiama/yeah

cornwall:annex me?

illiana:yeah k

illiana:OKAY YALLS LISTEN UP BECAUSE I'M CONFUSED

illiana:IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY ALLIES OR WANT TO BE AND HAVE YET TO INSTALL COMMUNISM PLEASE DO SO NOW

illiana:AND IF YOUR NAME IS WALES OR SCOTLAND BE PREPARED FOR WAR

California:and weve lost them to insanity

icey:thats how insanity manifests?

Nex Xexico:i guess

Washington:yup

illiana:IMNOT GOING INSANE

illiana:amw I?