Bob's vs Dad's
Waking up
Bob: smell of coffee, sunlight coming in through windows, birds chirping
Dad: occasional smell of people failing at cooking, utter darkness, BEEP BEEP BEEP from iPad
Falling asleep
Bob: perfect temperatures, not enough pillows, weird whistling sounds from my fan
Dad: little bit too warm, perfect bed, iPad ends up unplugged in the end and doesn't charge
Meals
Bob: almost always home cooked, healthy-ish things that keep me from being officially anorexic
Dad: Wendy's and DQ, pizza pizza pizza, other than that you can eat this weird salad or go hungry
Babysitting
Bob: little children are lowkey murdering each other, usually stay in their rooms or watch Netflix
Dad: also lowkey murdering each other, stay on tablets always
Going outside
Bob: ooo warmth, friends, livestreams :3
Dad: AAAAA THE LIGHT IT BURNS
soooo yea
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