i literally have no idea where i was going with this, nor did i even come up with this topic HAHAHAHAHS

Iida was running low on orange juice so he went to Walmart ™️ . When he entered the Walmart ™️ , he saw Refrigerator Deku in the Appliance section of the store. Refrigerator Deku was appalled by Iida's appearance. Iida took a long glance around him, taking in the fresh scent of the nearby Walmart bathroom ™️, almost never cleaned.

Deku interrupted on Iida's appreciation of the Walmart ™️. "What're you looking for?"

Iida sighed and glanced at the floor shyly. "M-My orange juice.. Refrigerator-chan..." He wiped his glasses clean of the dried on sweat and dust as he looked over at the baby aisle, two bottles of barbecue sauce sitting on the shelf of onesies. He licked his lips in delight as he saw the barbecue sauce sit there and collect dust. He looked back at Deku with widened eyes. "Do you know where I could find some... Refrigerator-chan?"

Deku chimed in delightfully, "Of course! Try looking in the juice section. It might be there.. Just look for the signs."

Iida started walking towards the Walmart juice aisle ™️, it had an assortment of juices but none of them pertained to his orange juice requirements. He huffed and let out a few tears before looking in a refrigerated section.

He searched for hours, and finally found his orange juice simply resting by the cranberry juice. He ruffled his hair before grabbing as much as he could get, filling his basket to the brim.

He continued merrily walking down the concrete floor, taking another glance at the lone barbecue sauce bottles resting in the baby aisle, once again licking his lips in delight as he imagined himself drinking the liquid gold. His mouth watered. He couldn't take it anymore. He ran over and grabbed the two bottles, running into the nearby unsanitary restroom. He opened up the bottles and drank a small bit, the sauce running down his throat was euphoric.

After he finished his bottles, he tossed them in the trash and grabbed his basket, walking out towards the checkout, wiping the corner of his mouth for any excess barbecue sauce. There he stood at the checkout, however his stomach started to rumble. He wasn't feeling too good. Maybe he drank it too fast?

"I don't like tummy rumblies..." Iida groaned, his lips quivering as he felt the need to use the restroom. He sighed, waiting for his ultimate demise as the line grew shorter by the minute. He trembled and shook, his face growing hotter with frustration as he knew he couldn't take a fucking shit. He cried, and frowned before feeling his moment to pop.

Others in the line looked behind at him in concern, but they didn't may much attention, they knew weird people came into the Walmart ™️ on a daily, so they kept moving.

Iida couldn't take it anymore. He growled and cried out before fucking exploding due to his indigestion. The poor lad was everywhere, barbecue sauce and all.

That Walmart ™️ had to shut down for violation of contaminated barbecue sauce.

fin.

thanks for the idea DaRealFernanda HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA