I'm doing Germany next because he scares me when I've got him locked up in a room with about a bajillion other countries.

Interviewer: Okay. So what song do you listen to most?

Germany: Panzerkampf by Sabaton

Interviewer: So what's your lock screen?

Germany: Me and Italy.

Interviewer: I'm afraid to ask this question, but what's your wallpaper?

Germany: Why vhould you be afraid?

Interviewer: Don't ask.

Germany: Okay. It's mein dogs.

Interviewer: Aw! So, what is your favorite app?

Germany: Eh, I like Safari.

Interviewer: How....original.

Germany: Yeah. Can I go now?

Interviewer: Yeah.