"Sodo. We have to leave." You say rubbing circles on the sleepy ghoul's back as he laid on top of you, "Five more minutes" he mumbles into your stomach, "No Sodo, we have to go to service. Copia is going to flip if we miss another one" Copia was big on attending every ritual and service with him now as Papa. You don't know if it is because he likes the power, or if he is trying to extend his life...whatever the case you hated it, "Fuck him...I want to sleep" Sodo protested more. Fed up with his clingy bullshit, you manage to slip out from underneath him and start to get ready. Sodo on the other hand, began to cuddle with a pillow, still trying to go back to sleep, "Oh no mister, it is time for service" You say as you walk back towards the bed, "NO!" He shouted like a toddler, for someone who is overtly sexual, it was funny to see him be so childish.

"I'm so, so, so sorry babe." You say knowing there is only one way to get him to listen. Immediately jumping on top of him, your hands go to his side, "AHH Y/N YOU BITCH" He squeals through laughs and gasps, he was very ticklish, "STOP STOP ITS TOO MUCH" You smirk at his desperation, and in a regrettable moment of arrogance you say, "You never stop when I say that, so why should I?" and your moment of glory was short lived as Sodo found the strength to flip your position so his legs straddle your hips, "Because when I do it love, you're screaming from pleasure, not me causing you pain" You felt your face flush, even after two years this man still gets you flustered, "Well, most nights." He joked before immediately attacking your neck with kisses, hickeys, and the occasional bite, "Sodo" You managed to squeak out as he started to move his hands under your shirt, gently touching your sides, "Yes?" He asked breathlessly, taking a second to catch his breath, "We need to go." You say panting, desperately trying to get your brain out of the new lustful fog that covered your common sense, "No, last I checked i'm in control here love" He started to kiss your neck again, but then the bells chimed. Both of you stopped, startled by the new loud sound, "Shit." You both mumbled in unison.

"I fucking told you stupid" You groan, rolling out from under the turned on ghoul and walking over to the mirror to start covering all of the new hickeys "Yeah, yeah. Well now we have a problem" You turn around and see Sodo sitting on his heels, black button up undone, sleeves rolled up, pointing at the tent in his pants. Satan, he is hot, "Not my problem babe, I told you we had to leave. Have fun getting blue balls, I'm not getting you off during mass again" Last time you did, Sodo moaned so loudly, it echoed in front of the whole congregation. Papa made you sit through a three hour sermon about how although the church supports sin, it's probably not the best time to do it during mass, "Oh come on...it was one time" He groaned getting off of the bed and wrapping his arms around your waist. His head rested on the crook between your head and shoulder. You leaned your head back onto his shoulder, enjoying the warmth his body gave off, "You know you look beautiful with my marks all over your body" He whispered into your ear. You stared into his eyes through the mirror, smiling at how much he worshiped you, "I know I do babe, but since we're late, I think I should cover them for both our sakes." Again, you slip out from his arms and grab his wrist, basically dragging him to service

Running through the halls, you both keep stealing glances at each other and giggling. Feeling childish together is what made your bond grow. Playing pranks on Aether, making bets on Swiss's failed attempts at love, and hiding Mountain's drum sticks during practice were all pastimes that you enjoyed. 

Once you got to the giant wooden doors, you realized they were closed. Shit. Now there was no way to sneak into service without being caught, "Sodo. We're fucked." You say dropping your shoulders, today was not the day to sit through one of Copia's lectures, and although you wouldn't admit it, Sodo did turn you on to a new level earlier, so the quicker he would rail you the better, "Oh what ever, fuck Copia. Lets go" He pushed open the door for you to enter. The whole congregation turned to look at you. You kept your head down and sat in the back pew. Quickly, everyone's heads snapped back to Papa as he had a disappointed look on his face, "Ah. Y/N and Sodo. So kind of you to join us this unholy Sunday. Would you like to explain to your brothers and sisters why both of you interrupted mass." You stayed silent and prayed to the unholy Lord that Sodo would too. A few seconds later Sodo puffs up his chest and says, "I was worshiping in an unorthodox way." Aether, Rain, and Swiss laughed out loud, and other people looked shocked. Copia spoke up again, "Oh really, care to share this new worship with the rest of us?" Your face was red. You couldn't believe these two grown ass men were yelling at each other across the church, in the middle of mass, "Sure. It's called sex. Read about it Copia. It could do you some favors." Swiss was cackling rolling on the floor, Aether was trying to pick him up but they would make eye contact and wheeze, Rain was in shock, Sunshine and Cumulus were staring at you with a "get it girl" expression, and Currius had her hand over her mouth. The rest of the congregation was in a state of shock. Papa tried to act serious, but let out a few laughs and finally said, "Although I do feel like your form of worship was not as important as Sunday mass, I will excuse you both. Just please do not make mini Sodos." With that joke, the congregation giggled, and Papa returned to the sermon, "You asshole." you whisper to the now smug ghoul still feeling mortified at what just happened, "What are you gonna do about it?" He asked, "Nothing. Enjoy still being hard you dick" You smirked before turning back to listen to Papa.